No Like-a da War-Stanley Holloway

[ti:No Like-A Da War] [ar:Stanley Holloway] [al:EMI Comedy Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]No Like-a da War - Stanley Holloway [00:08.12]In Italy when Mussolini called for men [00:10.53]He makea me go [00:12.31]To fighta the foe [00:14.46]He say with a grin you're sure to win and home again [00:17.48]That liar Benito whenever we meeto [00:19.30] [00:20.90]I makea the Blitz they picka the bits [00:22.99]Up in the next streeto [00:26.88]No wanta no starta the war [00:28.83]No wanta no fighta the war [00:30.58]No wanta to leave my home in sunny Italy [00:32.48] [00:34.09]I missa the macarone [00:35.83]I missa the ice cream cone [00:37.51]I missa my little Rosalie [00:39.96] [00:41.09]No lika the barbed wire [00:42.65]No lika the spitadafire [00:44.27]No lika the great big guy from Australie [00:46.61] [00:47.74]No lika the ping [00:48.58]No lika the boom [00:49.50]No lika the whoosh [00:50.34]No lika the clunk [00:51.61]Oh takea me back to sunny Italy [00:53.69] [00:55.14]Io da laniero di qualit [01:00.52] [01:01.69]Hey who [01:03.93]Says the Duce to Mrs Musso [01:06.41]You can buy another trouseau [01:08.17]I go to make some war among the sheik [01:11.11]With my trusty battagliare [01:13.36]And with Mary from the dairy [01:15.77]I'll be home again inside a coupleaweek [01:17.84] [01:18.55]And the populo di Roma [01:21.12]They draw up a nice diploma [01:23.19]For to give to the Italians byandby [01:25.66]But the Abyssinian army [01:27.65]They drive us nearly barmy [01:29.84]Singing el kaladdy Haile Selassie [01:33.01]Coming through the rye [01:36.86]Says Iosta No surrender [01:39.71]An'e speaka very tender [01:42.40]He say Stick it boys and then I'm sure we win [01:45.82]But the British in the tanks [01:47.91]They attack us on the flanks [01:49.32]And you're a fatter man than I am Gunga Din [01:52.89]They search every nook and cranny [01:56.58]For our Marshall Graziani [01:58.26] [01:59.43]And we have to pin a note upon the door [02:02.44]We wouldn't tell a fibby 'ere [02:04.47]You can search all over Lybia [02:06.78]Grazie and 'e doesn't liby 'ere anymore [02:12.31]No wanta no starta the war [02:14.60]No wanta no fighta the war [02:16.24]No wanta to leave my home in sunny Italy [02:19.74]I missa the macarone [02:20.44] [02:21.22]I missa the ice cream cone [02:23.15]I missa my little Rosalie [02:25.31] [02:26.49]No lika the barbed wire [02:28.30]No lika the spitadafire [02:29.93]No lika the great big guy from Australie [02:33.37]No lika badia [02:34.14]No lika Tobruk [02:35.01]No lika saloon [02:35.84]No lika bbook [02:36.68]Oh takea me back to sunny Italy [02:38.68] [02:40.55]Oh takea me back to sunny Italy [02:54.35]Viva