One Each a Piece All Round-Stanley Holloway

[ti:] [ar:Stanley Holloway] [al:Parlophone Comedy Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.16]One Each a Piece All Round - Stanley Holloway [00:01.27]Written by：Stanley Holloway [00:02.20] [00:14.16]Number two four six eight [00:16.09]Private Samuel small [00:18.38]Were up before his captain [00:19.89]To explain away a brawl [00:22.02]The captain said now state your case [00:24.46]But please he be short and brief [00:27.01]Tell everything that happened [00:28.39]To the best of your belief [00:29.77] [00:31.38]Well now said Sam it's like this saying [00:34.53]Me and some other chaps [00:35.85]Had a little celebration [00:37.80]And a drink or two perhaps [00:39.89]It happened to be me birthday [00:42.16]And on counting out I found [00:44.54]I'd got enough out of me pay [00:46.68]To have only apiece all round [00:49.18] [00:50.53]We drank them up no heeltaps [00:51.77] [00:52.56]And then the same again [00:54.59]Here's a health unto his majesty [00:57.01]We sang long may he reign [00:59.47]With chorus after chorus [01:01.80]We made the walls resound [01:03.48] [01:04.85]And then to keep things going [01:07.09]We had one each apiece all round [01:09.65] [01:10.85]It were nearly time for lights out [01:13.03]And getting rather late [01:14.59]We had no money left for drinks [01:17.15]So we put them on the slate [01:19.07]Suddenly out went the lights [01:21.73]Without the slightest warning [01:23.75]We all trooped out but not without [01:26.29]A bottle for the morning [01:28.32]Across the barrack square we went [01:30.40]As bold as any gentry [01:32.62]It was a lark when in the dark [01:35.27]We come across a sentry [01:36.75] [01:37.59]Alt who goes there the sentry cried [01:41.83]We firmly stood our ground [01:43.71] [01:45.02]It's only Sam I cried and we've had [01:48.08]One each apiece all round [01:50.27] [01:52.08]We've been drinking drinking [01:56.08] [02:19.02]We got into the barrack room and started to undress [02:22.69] [02:23.96]Just then the sergeant came along [02:26.32]Straight from the sergeants mess [02:28.73]We shut the door sat on the floor [02:32.46]We never made a sound [02:35.09]And to finish off me birthday [02:37.91]We had one each apiece all round [02:40.95] [02:44.00]Well private small said captain [02:46.48]I shall have to punish thee [02:48.77]For this grave misdemean our [02:51.16]You will get ten days CB [02:54.09] [02:54.87]Ten days CB said Samuel [02:57.82]That's heavy I'll be bound [02:59.52] [03:00.44]Said captain split among your pals [03:03.80]It's one each apiece all round [03:06.04]