Brahn Boots-Stanley Holloway

[ti:] [ar:Stanley Holloway] [al:Parlophone Comedy Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.29]Brahn Boots - Stanley Holloway [00:00.90]Written by：Bert Lee/R P Weston [00:02.03] [00:06.12]Our aunt Hanna's passed away [00:08.22]We 'ad her funeral today [00:09.61] [00:10.27]And it was a posh affair [00:11.65] [00:12.58]Had to have two p'licemen there [00:14.24] [00:14.82]The 'earse was luv'ly all plate glass [00:17.50]And wot a corfin oak and brass [00:20.06] [00:20.57]We'd fah sands weepin' flahers galore [00:23.99]But Jim our cousin what d'yer fink 'e wore [00:27.34] [00:28.28]Why brahn boots [00:29.52] [00:30.66]I ask yer brahn boots [00:32.91] [00:34.00]Fancy coming to a funeral [00:35.65]In brahn boots [00:37.16] [00:38.00]I will admit 'e 'ad a nice black tie [00:40.57]Black fingernails and a nice black eye [00:43.18] [00:43.72]But yer can't see people of when they die [00:46.71]In brahn boots [00:48.39] [00:49.46]And aunt 'ad been so very good to him [00:51.73] [00:52.27]Done all that any muvver could for him [00:55.06]And Jim her son to show his clars [00:57.78] [00:58.32]Rolls up to make it all a farce [01:01.01]In brahn boots [01:02.60] [01:03.27]I ask yer brahn boots [01:05.35] [01:06.17]While all the rest [01:07.39]Wore decent black and mourning suits [01:10.56] [01:11.64]I'll own he didn't seem so gay [01:13.89] [01:14.55]In fact he cried most part the way [01:17.79] [01:18.50]But straight he reg'lar spoil our day [01:21.73] [01:22.64]Wiv 'is brahn boots [01:24.93] [01:27.06]In the graveyard we left Jim [01:29.78]None of us said much to him [01:32.32]Yus we all gave I'm the bird [01:34.87] [01:35.80]Then by accident we 'eard [01:38.41]E'd given 'is black boots to Jim small [01:41.95]A bloke wot 'ad no boots at all [01:44.58] [01:45.12]So p'raps aunt Hanna doesn't mind [01:47.57] [01:48.28]She did like people who was good and kind [01:52.18] [01:53.89]But brahn boots [01:55.68] [01:56.53]I ask yer brahn boots [01:59.21] [01:59.85]Fancy coming to a funeral [02:01.73]In brahn boots [02:04.17]And we could 'ear the neighbors all remark [02:06.76] [02:07.32]What I'm chief mourner wot a blooming lark [02:10.52] [02:11.27]Why 'e looks more like a bookmaker's clerk [02:14.21]In brahn boots [02:16.04] [02:17.18]That's why we 'ad to be so rude to him [02:19.96] [02:20.49]That's why we never said ow do to him [02:24.33]We didn't know he didn't say [02:28.13]He'd give 'is other boots away [02:32.03] [02:33.40]But brahn boots [02:39.12]I ask yer brahn boots [02:45.95]While all the rest [02:48.59]Wore decent black and mourning suits [02:55.88]But some day up at heavens gate [02:59.42] [03:00.14]Poor Jim all nerves will stand and wait [03:05.97] [03:06.79]Til an angel whispers come in mate [03:16.44] [03:17.90]Where's yer brahn boots [03:29.73]