Welcome to Youtube (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Welcome to YouTube] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Welcome to Youtube (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:14.18]Before youtube I walked through life [00:18.43]And now I frolic [00:25.03]Youtube's been like a father to me [00:27.26]Except youtube's not an alcoholic [00:36.10]Before youtube I was just a skinny white kid [00:38.41]That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was [00:45.94]And now well not much has changed but I have [00:49.82]A sh*t load of money [00:55.46]'Cause youtube is a place for people to share their ideas [00:59.78]If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls [01:02.10]And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the jonas brothers [01:05.00]I'm just kidding but let's be honest that's a hefty majority [01:09.98]And if you don't believe me well then you must [01:12.25]Be a noob [01:14.78]So welcome to youtube [01:16.05]And you don't know what your missing a just try [01:18.08]Searching women kissing [01:19.69]It's youtube it's just what this country's been needing [01:21.66]A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading [01:24.29]Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot [01:27.68]And chris crocker's not no he's hotter [01:38.51]Most of the best youtubers are either asian or they're gay [01:42.40]So there's an untapped youtube celebrity and his name is george takei [01:46.93]And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain [01:49.21]I pray to god that that's chocolate rain [01:51.76]And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive [01:55.85]Because barack obama won the election because of youtube [02:01.36]Wait did I say youtube I meant the black vote [02:06.15]And I think youtube and fred are so cool [02:10.61]And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube [02:15.52]So welcome to youtube [02:20.05]Welcome to youtube [02:23.92]Hey welcome to youtube [02:25.75]I said a listen and linger [02:27.24]Charlie the unicorn bit my finger [02:29.48]It's youtube the impact is evident [02:31.28]Miss teen south carolina just ran for vice president [02:34.34]Upload a video you got nothing to lose [02:37.82]Except all of your friends [02:41.77]And the approval of your parents [02:43.32]Ohh yeah [02:47.52]Hi my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old [02:49.22]And I got drunk at a party and I think [02:50.95]Someone was videotaping it [02:51.95]But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I [02:53.35]Showed half of my boob [02:54.95]Sorry Mary [02:55.91]Welcome to youtube [02:59.70]Say hello to youtube [03:04.06]And say goodbye to your college scholarship [03:10.01]And if your video doesn't appeal to me [03:13.06]You gotta change the key word [03:15.80]Welcome to youtube ohh [03:19.98]I said welcome to youtube yeah [03:25.50]And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop [03:28.64]No until it's privatized