Klan Kookout (Live)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Klan Kookout (Live)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Klan Kookout (Live) - Bo Burnham [00:00.48]You guys seem like you're on my side right [00:03.52]Alright let's change that [00:05.58]Grab a seat have something [00:07.42]To eat help yourself it's alright [00:09.82]If you want a beer they're over here [00:11.88]But we only got Coors Light [00:13.84]Try a chip with my homemade dip [00:16.06]The stuff is outta sight [00:18.18]Right before bed we'll shave your head [00:19.97]Good thing you're dressed in white [00:24.87]'Cause it's the Klan Kookout [00:28.57]'Cause it's the Klan Kookout [00:33.56]Here's the wife-slash-sister [00:35.50]She brightens up my day [00:37.13]She went away and I missed her [00:39.17]'Cause my mom's a lousy lay [00:40.82]Don't hang with foreign fellows [00:42.17]It'll only be your loss [00:44.79]Stay here and roast marshmallows [00:47.06]By the burning cross [00:51.43]At the Klan Kookout [00:54.12]Just the Black people [00:57.86]Klan Kookout [01:00.92]Dan's on lookout [01:04.74]At the Klan Kookout [01:09.80]And if you're Black [01:11.19]Don't want to see your face [01:13.06]They're like a high-school [01:14.68]Track just a stupid race [01:17.31]We've got a plan kill all the Jews [01:20.68]Are you a Mexican because you seem confused [01:23.60]Senor que que que (KKK) [01:29.91]It's the Klan Kookout [01:33.01]It's the Klan Kookout [01:35.45]Mein Kampf [01:36.71]Check that book out yeah [01:40.30]At the Klan Kookout [01:44.86]All men are created equal man [01:47.16]That sh*t gets me pissed [01:48.56]Here's an idea for a sequel someone [01:50.63]Loses Schindler's List [01:53.02]I cook I clean 'cause I'm the hooded host [01:56.60]And on Halloween I dress as a slave owner [02:04.43]We hate Hispanics hence the twenty-foot walls [02:07.40]And all you goddamn dirty Catholics [02:09.18]Can Cath-o-lick my balls [02:11.29]Ethnics give off weird aromas [02:13.41]And I can't understand [02:14.97]Why we need high-school diplomas [02:17.15]With the bible in hand [02:21.65]At the Klan Kookout I have black friends [02:35.56]I was just kidding with that [02:37.08]I don't have black friends