Rehab Center for Fictional Characters (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Rehab Center for Fictional Characters] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Rehab Center for Fictional Characters (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:21.99]Hey I'm Santa Claus [00:23.67]I'm the king of snow [00:25.25]I hate my wife be'cause [00:26.83]She is a ho ho ho [00:32.12]She used to please me everyday [00:33.88]Then she made it clear [00:35.85]That Santa's only s'pose to come once year [00:40.32]****ing B***h [00:42.78]Now I buy whores [00:44.42]Rock n roll [00:45.80]And I stuff their stockings [00:47.55]With my north pole [01:02.86]I had a wonderful life [01:04.51]With a healthy household [01:06.40]And a beautiful wife [01:07.98]And a pot full of gold [01:16.46]Then my wife spent my riches all by herself [01:19.49]And since women are B*****s blew a keebler elf [01:26.36]Now I drink all day [01:28.00]And a part of me dies [01:29.54]'Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged [01:31.38]By the rice krispie guys [01:43.37]Everyday I wake up and I get to work late [01:46.78]My boss says hey what'sup [01:48.42]I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this s**t [01:56.62]The kids they laugh 'cause I'm a sensitive cat [02:00.13]Big P***y I can't argue with that [02:06.54]If another kid gives me frosted flakes [02:09.97]I swear on my life I'll eat his parents [02:23.30]I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back [02:25.06]Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack [02:26.83]Heaps of heroine aint no joke [02:28.52]Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke [02:33.35]Coooooke [02:36.76]Drugs for life that's my plan [02:38.21]But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn [02:46.81]Hey pat did you hear all my elves got sick [02:50.24]I think they got herpes from some irish chick [02:53.36]Mother f****r [03:00.67]Santa Tony could you guys please stop [03:04.18]Oh snap crackle and pop