I'm Bo Yo (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:13.98]I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays [00:16.02]They could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways [00:18.66]I got a safe full o' cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it [00:22.32]It [00:23.79]Girl if you're into rimmin' it's only safe if you're swimmin' [00:26.07]But girl don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women [00:29.10]I spit fire like I just blew a demon [00:31.11]My s**t's so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin' [00:34.68]Like the cards of the gypsies [00:36.00]You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses [00:38.25]If your pants are loose I'll replete ya [00:41.55]Ya [00:42.93]I'm Bo yo [00:43.92]And I'm the greatest rapper ever [00:45.42]And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not [00:48.00]Think you're better you're not [00:49.02]Don't need a sweater I'm hot [00:50.10]I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot [00:52.80]Woah yeah [00:55.14]Hey what the f**k's a G spot [01:00.75]Go to a vagina orchard count one two three [01:06.39]That's right consider yourself warned [01:08.31]I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p**n [01:10.59]You're playing with your breasts excuse me can I try it ma'am [01:13.02]You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram [01:15.75]Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram [01:17.70]Right below your diaphragm [01:18.96]A*s looks like you're hidin' ham [01:20.28]First base we're making out [01:22.11]Second base I'm getting faked out [01:24.30]Said third base I'm getting take out [01:26.49]And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out [01:28.86]But I just don't know I said I just don't care [01:31.11]I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear [01:33.93]And you can spell and smell my stink [01:35.91]B O lingers and it makes you think [01:37.89]'Cause I'm Bo yo [01:38.97]And I'm the greatest rapper ever [01:40.26]And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not [01:42.84]Think you're better you're not [01:43.86]Don't need a sweater I'm hot [01:44.91]I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot [01:47.67]Woah yeah [01:49.56]Provided that you point me in the general direction [01:54.63]'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Bo nuts [01:58.71]I can make 'em cream filled or give them a layer of glaze [02:00.78]I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her [02:02.94]Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise [02:05.91]Oh Nickelodeon and cum what [02:10.32]I'm blowin' up like I thought I would [02:12.27]I'm circumcised 'cause I don't cum from the hood [02:14.64]My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with [02:17.04]Come on you Asian child laborer show me what you're workin' with [02:19.56]Oooh large machinery [02:23.61]'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects [02:26.13]I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect [02:28.23]That says you can't have s*x with members of different sects [02:30.60]But you can't have s*x with members of the same s*x [02:32.76]So if the sects can't be different and the s*x can't be same [02:35.16]Then the only s*x left is some left hand shame [02:37.80]And girl I left you cause you left the game [02:39.60]And if that don't feel right then you can write my name [02:41.94]'Cause I'm Bo yo [02:42.99]And I'm the greatest rapper ever [02:44.34]And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not [02:46.83]Think you're better you're not [02:47.85]Don't need a sweater I'm hot [02:49.26]I'm a real G that can really find your G spot [02:51.72]Woah yeah oh but I'm inadequate [02:55.65]Have I gotten that point across yet How original [02:59.73]Yo my junk's so long that it hangs and swings [03:04.62]Play the skin flute your big boy sings [03:07.17]And if you want to take it all wear African neck rings [03:09.93]They make your neck longer 'cause my f**k it [03:14.22]Haters call me gay but that ain't hatin' [03:16.29]'Cause I'm not homophobic my morals are straight [03:18.60]And if I'm in the closet then you are below me [03:23.67]'Cause I'm Bo yo [03:27.18]And I'm the greatest rapper ever [03:28.86]And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not [03:31.38]Think you're better you're not [03:32.43]Don't need a sweater [03:33.33]I'm a real G that can really find your what now [03:36.24]Oh yeah well I'm Bo yo what I'm representin' you [03:41.94]I'm representin' the people from the 01982 yo [03:45.36]Oh yeah what yo motherf**ker tingle yeah