High School Party (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:High School Party (Live)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]High School Party (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:00.74]This next song is a first-hand account [00:07.69]High-school party senior year [00:10.09]Boys and girls are all sippin on beer [00:12.73]I like soda where s the soda [00:14.98]Am I the only f**king person here that likes soda [00:17.64]I see you from across the crowd [00:19.39]The party is bumpin' and the music is loud [00:22.06]You re really drunk and you re looking sad [00:24.56]It s like a date-rape ad [00:26.29]Girl then we start to dance and [00:28.61]Girl baby this is romance [00:31.01]Girl I 'm starting to grow down below [00:32.94]Sh*t why did I wear sweatpants Ooh yeah [00:37.46]Girl your body s like what [00:39.54]Conjunction junction that s a fine a** butt [00:41.90]I m like a cashew in a lollipop [00:43.74]Just keep sucking til you get to the nut [00:49.95]And I said let s rob [00:51.34]An Asian kitchen or stroll down the block [00:54.24]Either way girl we re taking a walk (wok) (It 's ) [00:59.99]You re gonna love me the way my uncle did [01:02.24]Except you' re not gonna to go to court for doing it [01:05.63]Be a guillotine or my girl instead [01:08.77]Either way I said you re giving me head [01:10.83]I m gonna love you baby the right way [01:12.83]Shawty with a body lookin' hottie when I say girl [01:19.84]We walk into the bedroom [01:21.71]Exchanging nervous laughter [01:23.12]Why is called dry humping [01:25.89]If I always need a towel after [01:31.04]You spread your naked legs [01:32.56]And I see that wound that never healed [01:35.17]Even though you re yelling for me [01:37.05]I can tell your lips are sealed [01:38.99](I ve been around ) [01:41.07]We re both aware of my erection [01:42.92]You ask if I have protection [01:44.86]I say No I mean I tried to buy em once [01:47.29]I was in a convenient store [01:48.56]My old babysitter walked in [01:49.62]And I had to hide them near [01:50.94]The Tic-Tacs I was so embarrassed [01:52.06]I peed myself a little bit [01:58.13]Girl girl yeah well yeah [02:02.40]Insert a euphemism [02:03.04]A sexy mental prism [02:04.39]Increase my pelvic rhythm [02:05.18]Fill you with my syllogism [02:06.66]Know your body and I know how to please you [02:09.14]Don t thank me thank Wikipedia [02:11.34]Guys don' t go down well I am [02:13.86]What the f**k is that [02:15.10]I should have brought my diagram [02:16.60]Ooh did you feel that [02:18.55]That was an educated guess [02:21.12]Ooh yeah did you feel that Uh [02:23.58]That one was a sneeze my bad [02:26.33]I 'm allergic to one type of cat [02:34.76]High-school party senior year none of [02:37.42]That happened cause I wasn' t invited