My Whole Family… (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:My Whole Family... (Live)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Whole Family… (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:43.17]Everytime I go to dinner [00:45.37]It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner [00:47.63]I'll sit down at the breakfast table [00:49.82]I can talk they're not able [00:51.76] [00:52.30]When I look at them I find [00:54.57]There's a single question on their mind [00:56.32] [00:58.38]I wish it could go back to the way it was [01:01.32]It's not easy now because [01:04.16] [01:05.29]My whole family thinks I'm gay [01:06.78] [01:07.38]I guess it's always been that way [01:09.05] [01:09.69]Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk [01:12.47]Mabay them think I like boys [01:14.63] [01:18.41]That I like boys [01:19.63] [01:23.71]The goddamn question just won't go away [01:25.49] [01:26.12]And I get asked it every single day [01:28.43]But the way they ask is not a disguise [01:30.65]Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys [01:33.37]That's funny [01:34.04] [01:34.63]This is the worst baby this was my fear [01:36.58]Now their opinions are crystal-clear because [01:41.10]My whole family now is shocked [01:43.04]I'm in the closet and the door is locked [01:45.36]Now my glory days are gone [01:47.00] [01:47.81]I was John Elway now I'm Elton John [01:50.35]My whole family now suspects [01:52.51]That watching Spongebob had side-effects [01:54.76] [01:55.57]I'm not gay and that's what I said [01:57.73]If I'm gay hey God strike me dead [02:00.07] [02:12.40]Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow [02:14.25]Or my favorite color is the rainbow [02:17.74] [02:25.49]I don't mean to yell but I fear I must [02:28.17]Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust [02:30.96]Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker [02:35.17] [02:41.49]You all probably think I'm gay [02:43.29] [02:43.83]Man this song is counterproductive [02:45.50] [02:48.71]La la la la la [02:51.16]Because my whole family thinks I'm gay [02:54.16]What do they know anyway [02:55.72] [02:56.46]You gotta look right through the haze [02:58.75]Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase [03:01.22]My whole family thinks I'm queer [03:03.49]That is all I ever hear [03:05.23] [03:06.37]But I've been as straight as a ramp [03:08.72]If you don't count Bible camp