I'm Bo Yo (Live|Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:I'm Bo Yo (Live)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm Bo Yo (Live|Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:00.77]Let's rock this sh*t [00:01.78]I don't know if all boy scouts are gay [00:03.38]As they could probably tie [00:04.57]The knot in like fifty different way's [00:05.92]I got a safe full o' cherries [00:07.42]Cause I pop it and lock it [00:08.85]A girl's like a fridge [00:10.08]Once a week you should stock it [00:11.39]Girl if your into a rimmin [00:12.54]It's only safe if your swimming [00:13.53]But girl don't sit on that couch [00:15.07]'Cause I treat my objects like women [00:16.65]I spit fire like I just blew a demon [00:18.51]My sh*t's so hot I'll leave [00:19.78]The toilet bowl steamin' [00:21.22]I'm gonna tear it [00:22.16]Like the cards of the gypsies [00:23.39]Youth bleed for so long [00:24.63]You'll get monthly ellipses [00:25.59]If the pants are loose I'll replete ya [00:28.16]You're a first time vegan [00:29.24]And it's nice to meet ya [00:30.26]I'm Bo yo [00:31.14]I'm the greatest rappa eva [00:32.24]And I'll weather your weather [00:33.26]Whether you think I'm clever or not [00:34.61]Think your better your not [00:35.69]Don't need a sweater [00:36.53]I'm a real G shawty that [00:38.05]Can really find your G-spot [00:39.52]Woah yeah What the f**k's a G-spot [00:47.58]Go to a Vagina orchard count 1 2 3 [00:50.67]Spin that plant around [00:51.57]You got a third world country [00:54.02]Yo that's right consider yourself warned [00:58.64]I'm offensive and creative [00:59.60]Like handicapped porn [01:00.85]Your playing with your breasts [01:02.18]Excuse me can I try it ma'am [01:03.81]Your pushin' 'em together [01:04.62]Like a titty Venn Diagram [01:06.31]Look at that crack [01:06.97]Excuse me can I buy a gram [01:08.62]Right below your diaphragm a** [01:09.97]Looks like your hidin' ham [01:11.11]First base we're making out [01:12.37]Yeah second base [01:13.29]I'm getting faked out [01:14.56]Third base I'm getting take out [01:16.89]And I'd try to take it home [01:18.38]If I knew I'd take it out [01:19.61]But I just don't know [01:20.79]I said I just don't care [01:21.99]I said my flow's so cold I need [01:23.66]A tampon from a polar bear [01:25.06]And you can spell and smell my stink [01:26.56]B O lingers and it makes you think [01:28.09]'Cause I'm Bo yo [01:29.18]And I'm the greatest rappa eva [01:30.70]And I'll weather your weather [01:31.86]Whether you think I'm clever or not [01:33.53]Think your better your not [01:34.78]Don't need a sweater [01:35.66]I'm a real G shawty that [01:36.88]Can really find your G-spot [01:38.58]Woah yeah provided that you [01:40.57]Point me in the general direction [01:47.05]'Cause girls are like donuts [01:48.28]When I be bustin Bo nuts [01:49.56]I can make em cream-filled [01:50.41]Or give them a layer of glaze [01:51.99]I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter [01:53.30]Whenever I meet her [01:54.11]Because I skeet her so hard [01:55.23]Peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise [02:00.62]Yo hey my girl is epileptic cause she's [02:04.04]The one I'm jerkin with [02:04.88]Common you Asian child [02:06.11]Laborer show me what your workin' with [02:07.48]Ooh large machinery [02:11.70]'Cause there's an inverse relationship [02:12.94]Between respect and sects [02:14.00]I'm talking bout religious sects [02:15.54]Like a Mormon sect [02:16.48]That says you can't have sex [02:17.76]With members of different sects [02:18.63]But you can't have sex with members [02:20.17]Of the same sex [02:21.11]So if the sects can't be different [02:22.61]And the sex can be same [02:24.25]Then the only sex left is some left hand shame [02:26.27]And girl I left you cause you left the game [02:27.74]And if that don't feel right [02:28.55]Then you can write my name [02:29.27]'Cause I'm Bo yo [02:30.64]And I'm the greatest rappa eva [02:31.85](grumbling and mumbling) your not [02:35.22]Don't need a sweater I'm hot [02:37.19]Something about a G- whatever [02:42.60]Yo i said my junk's so long that it hangs [02:44.86]And swings so at the nude beach people [02:46.68]Think I'm lookin for lost rings [02:47.94]Play the skin flute while your big boy sings [02:49.82]And if you want to take it all [02:51.43]Wear African neck rings [02:52.42](It makes your neck longer 'cause my dick ) [02:57.15]Yo haters call me gay but that ain't hatin' [02:59.56]Cause i'm not homophobic [03:00.83]My morals are straight and [03:02.39]If I'm in the closet then you are below me [03:04.52]Takin the b-a-t out of basement homey [03:06.14](semen it spells) [03:08.24]'Cause I'm Bo yo [03:25.38](from the audience) I love you