John Lee Hooker for President-Ry Cooder

John Lee h****r for President - Ry Cooder When I first came to town people I was walkin ' down Pennsylvania Avenue. I heard a lot people talking 'bout the White House. I decided I'd drop in there that night. And when I got there I said man what's shakin'. They said look man you can't come in here this where the President hang out. What you want. I said look man, I'm John Lee Hooker, I sing the blues. They said the President don't have time for the blues. I said look man everybody got to have the blues sometime don't matter where you from or where you at. I decided to make a run for President. I know everyone got the blues cause I'm in touch wilt 'em when I sing the blues it's my life. I got the number one record in Detroit. He's called Boom Boom. It tells a tremendous story these lyrics are something else. Every time you hear Boom Boom, that's a dollar change. I don't need yo money cause I finance my own campaign. I ain't for sale. I keep a fat bankroll in my pocket baby, big as a hay bale. I want everybody to know I'm strictly copastatic, I ain't Republican or Democratic. I got a new program for the nation. It's gonna be groove time, a big sensation. Every man and woman gets one scotch, one bourbon and one beer, three times a day if they stay cool. Little chillens gets milk, cream and alcohol, two times a day if they stay involved in school. Now boogie chillen. Now I want nine fine lookin' womens sittin' on the Supreme Court. Their big legs, their tight skirts drive me out of my mind. And when I need a judgment they gonna give it to me right on time. They call me on the phone sayin' , Johnny, we disagree on which one of us you like best. I said honey, you all equally fine under the law. I'm sharp and up to date. Jimmy Reed, Vice President, Little Johnny Taylor, Secretary of State. I got the foreign policy numbers 444, domestic spending goin' up, continental clothes, Stetson hats, everybody's on the dance floor All you backbilers and syndicators, hear what I say. I ain't gonna stand for No trash talking and double dealin' . IfI catch you messin' 'round the White House I might cut you, I might s***t you, I just don't know. And there's one point I really want to prove.If you vote for John Lee h****r you know you gonna groove. Don't be fooled by the Republican, don't pity the Democratie, vote John Lee h****r and everything gone be mellow, knocked out, copastatic.