Today's Message (Live/1990)-Jimmy Buffett

[ti:Today's Message] [ar:Jimmy Buffett] [al:Feeding Frenzy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Today's Message (Live/1990) - Jimmy Buffett [00:08.93]"Oh yes Welcome welcome all [00:14.49] [00:19.48]In the middle of this parrothead [00:21.83]Madness this evening we [00:26.93]Thought it would be appropriate to take a few minutes [00:28.85]Of your time to reflect on a little spiritual [00:30.78] [00:32.06]Spiritual healing [00:33.84] [00:40.82]Heal 'em up sister [00:41.84] [00:45.57]We have such a choir with us this evening [00:47.92] [00:49.76]We can't wait to hear all of you sing with us [00:51.95]That's why we're here [00:52.80] [00:56.44]We heard you all on a couple of songs already [00:58.51] [01:00.98]The only thing is [01:01.85]It's not nice to beat Jimmy [01:03.31]To the words of his own song " [01:04.84] [01:09.97]"Yes we white people been working [01:11.25]On rhythm for a while [01:12.09]But we've got a long way to go [01:13.39] [01:18.79]So when we get to this next song [01:20.30]We'd like for you to sing [01:21.33]I know that some of you [01:22.82]May be a little hesitant here [01:24.00] [01:27.25]The climate that's going around these days [01:29.52]Because some pea-brained people think [01:33.40]That some of my songs are obscene and nasty [01:36.36] [01:45.41]We know better don't we [01:46.88] [01:52.28]But I just feel sorry for the ones that don't [01:54.45]It's just that the times have moved so far ahead of 'em [01:57.50] [01:58.01]They're back in the pea-brained past " [01:59.64] [02:03.96]"Time has moved so fast [02:05.71]I will give you a couple of examples Today [02:08.78] [02:09.98]A pair of tennis shoes costs [02:12.21]More than a lot of your first automobiles did [02:15.29] [02:18.72]I had a hundred dollar [02:19.75]Pick-up truck back in those days [02:21.67]I know Can I get an AMEN [02:24.40]For a hundred dollar pick-up truck " [02:25.45] [02:31.83]"Today there are two Madonnas [02:34.20] [02:38.17]Our Lady of Fatima over here [02:39.90] [02:41.46]And that woman from Michigan runnin' [02:42.90]Around Italy with Warren Beatty over here [02:45.65] [02:50.86]Looks like Helen of Troy [02:52.05] [02:56.73]Sue me baby sue me yeah " [02:58.12] [03:09.01]"And uh we don't want you to think of this song [03:11.42]In those terms because this song [03:12.94]That we're about to get you to help us [03:14.57]With is not a nasty obscene song [03:16.16]It is a love song [03:17.19] [03:24.35]From a slightly different point of view [03:26.87]That's all [03:27.27] [03:31.75]And before we sing it we just want to bring you [03:33.91]A little message of peace prosperity [03:35.60] [03:36.30]And hope in such a trouble world today [03:38.59] [03:40.67]But Reverened Jim has a few things he thinks [03:43.83]Could work to solve our world problems [03:47.48]And our world tensions " [03:48.36] [03:51.25]"First of all we send all the presidents of the savings [03:55.02]And loans associations over to run the country of Iraq [03:57.73] [04:07.22]That would solve two problems right there [04:08.80] [04:12.41]And world peace [04:13.29]I've got an answer for world peace [04:14.74] [04:15.57]We take the money [04:16.40] [04:16.94]That it'd cost us to build just one B-1 bomber [04:20.55] [04:21.20]That one that doesn't work [04:22.31] [04:23.44]We change it into five dollar bills [04:25.31] [04:26.82]We put all of this money into bags [04:28.38]And we fly over the Atlantic Ocean [04:30.00]Past Europe because [04:31.40]They're getting their sh*t togehter anyway [04:32.92] [04:33.97]We drop this money on the Russian people [04:36.40] [04:39.96]All those little tiny pictures of Abraham Lincoln [04:42.37] [04:42.88]Come tumblin' down out of the sky [04:44.50] [04:47.41]I want them to feel those sawbucks in their hands [04:49.79] [04:52.41]You know how your money feels [04:53.60]When you accidently leave it in your blue jeans [04:56.02]And you take it out and it's all warm and soft [04:58.05]Oooh Well we let those Russian people [05:05.77]Hang on to that money for [05:06.86]About a week and then we fly back over there [05:09.07]We fill our airplanes [05:10.35]Full of mail order catalogs from L L Bean [05:17.62] [05:21.80]From up in Columbus Sporty's Pilot Shop [05:24.02] [05:28.52]And Victoria's Secret [05:29.49] [05:36.64]The Russian people have this money in their hand [05:39.55]The catalogs come down [05:41.13]They look at those pictures [05:42.13]On the opening pages of the Victoria's Secret catalog [05:44.64]Not back in the outdoors section you know [05:47.26]What I'm talking about right [05:48.25] [05:52.54]They got the money they got the catalogs [05:54.03]They're going to get the idea [05:55.45]They send all the money [05:56.43]Back to us to buy the stuff [05:58.65]We have full employment There's world peace [06:00.83]And the Russians have crotch-less underwear [06:01.81] [06:02.46]Through the twenty-first century [06:03.25] [06:06.28]Thank you " [06:06.71] [06:15.98]"So I hope you have no hesitation [06:18.01]About joining us in this song [06:19.45] [06:20.01]As I said it is just a love song [06:22.73] [06:23.82]From a different point of view "