Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies)] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Running With Scissors] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:15.37]Who's that waddlin' down the street [00:18.15]It's just me 'cause I love to eat [00:20.60]Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham [00:23.15]Who's real flabby Yes I am [00:25.68]Every picture of me's [00:27.79]Gotta be an aerial view [00:29.92] [00:30.68]Now my doctor tells me [00:32.79]There's just one thing left to do [00:35.25] [00:35.79]Grapefruit Diet Diet [00:38.40]Throw out the pizza and beer [00:40.28] [00:40.89]Grapefruit Diet Diet [00:42.99]Oh get those jelly donuts out of here [00:45.94]Grapefruit Diet Diet [00:48.39]Might seem a little severe [00:50.96]Grapefruit Diet Diet [00:53.19]I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear [00:55.21]Blow fatty [00:55.95] [01:06.40]Well I used to live on chocolate sauce [01:08.70]Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss [01:11.30]Walked down an alley and I got stuck [01:13.72]I got more rolls than a pastry truck [01:16.35]When I'm all done eating [01:18.87]I eat a little more [01:20.86] [01:21.41]When I leave a room [01:23.33]First I gotta grease the door [01:25.88] [01:26.48]Grapefruit Diet Diet [01:29.06]Can't have another eclair [01:31.51]Grapefruit Diet Diet [01:33.65]I gotta decrease my derriere [01:36.23] [01:40.80]I'm on a Grapefruit Diet [01:42.51] [01:45.88]I'm on a Grapefruit Diet [01:47.66] [01:50.40]I'm on a Grapefruit Diet [01:52.70] [02:01.67]No more pie now [02:03.43] [02:04.21]No more creme brulee [02:05.88] [02:06.66]Lay off the gravy [02:08.58] [02:09.58]And souffle [02:10.77] [02:11.61]No french fri-yi-yies now [02:13.62] [02:14.22]No ice cream parfait [02:16.07] [02:17.16]Mr Cheese Nacho [02:18.90] [02:19.78]Stay away [02:21.05]Oh I think I'd sell my soul [02:24.03]For a triple patty melt [02:26.80] [02:27.41]But I need a boomerang [02:29.49]When I put on my belt [02:32.44]Grapefruit Diet Diet [02:34.84]Lay off the 3 Musketeers [02:37.52]Grapefruit Diet Diet [02:39.57]Until my big booty disappears [02:42.57]Grapefruit Diet Diet [02:44.77]Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears [02:47.03] [02:47.54]Grapefruit Diet Diet [02:49.77]'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years [02:52.24] [02:56.86]I'm on a Grapefruit Diet [02:58.84] [03:01.80]I'm on a Grapefruit Diet [03:03.66] [03:07.03]I'm on a Grapefruit Diet [03:08.90] [03:13.31]I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese [03:15.99]I need a side order of onion rings [03:17.79]And oh yah don't forget to Super-Size that