Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies)] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Running With Scissors] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00.55]It's been one week since we got to see [00:03.34]Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry [00:05.43]Five days since they had the show [00:07.20]With the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho [00:09.64]Three days since we heard the tale [00:11.54]About the guy who learned his woman was a She-Male [00:13.62]Yesterday it occurred to me [00:15.50]That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer [00:18.02]Holy Cow Did you see it last week [00:19.34]Well they had this one freak [00:20.66]Who suckerpunched his whole family [00:22.21]Do your recall when the brawl [00:23.36]Became a total free for all [00:24.21]And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee [00:26.19]Hey see the stripper with the implants [00:27.90]She likes to lap dance [00:29.05]And date the boyfriend of her mother [00:30.48]And now here comes Jerry's next guest [00:32.16]And It's a slugfest [00:33.22]Cause it's her trailer trash brother [00:34.73]Nymphomaniac is back on crack [00:35.87]It's like When Animals Attack [00:36.85]They all exhibit reprehensible behavior [00:38.91]Hit 'em in the nose Tear off their clothes [00:40.08]Step on their toes That's how it goes [00:41.31]They get so violent they have to sign a waiver [00:43.09]They always swearin' cursin' kicking butt and pointing blame [00:45.48]On the air They don't care they got no shame [00:47.58]There was this one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange [00:49.45]When he found out that his wife had a sex change [00:51.52]They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly [00:53.53]They have a history of ripping off their shirts [00:55.29]It's been one week since they had the fight [00:57.81]With the Siamese twins and the transvestite [01:00.04]Five days since that awful brawl [01:01.76]They still haven't got the blood off the wall [01:03.79]It's been three days since the bitter feud [01:06.00]Between the KKK and that gay Jewish Black Dude [01:08.22]Yesterday it finally dawned on me [01:10.01]I'm spending way too much time on that Jerry Springer [01:12.88]Baby I've been sleeping with your sister [01:14.83]Oh Well which one [01:16.31]All of them [01:17.14]Oh Well I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake [01:20.02]Oh yeah Well me too [01:21.32]Gasps [01:21.72]And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofie [01:23.76]Oh Woofie You B**ch Well I'm also sleeping with your pet goat [01:27.71]That goat doesn't love you [01:29.23]Once you start watchin' theres just no stoppin' [01:31.29]Your brain shuts down then your IQ's droppin' [01:33.43]Jerry's the king of confrontation [01:35.23]He's a sensation [01:36.25]He puts the Sin in Syndication [01:37.45]It's totally worthless like a bad check [01:39.33]It's like a train wreck [01:40.45]Don't wanna stare but you can't look away [01:41.94]Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows [01:43.38]But with more weridos [01:44.65]The ratings jumpin' higher everyday [01:46.13]If you've seen the show well then you know [01:47.25]It's just as low as you can go [01:48.21]The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene [01:50.29]And pretty soon some ugly goon [01:51.21]Comes in the room and then It's BOOM [01:52.43]Int he face of some unsuspecting Drag Queen [01:54.53]Well It's the kinda show where people scream Obscenities [01:56.81]Yankin' hair Throwin chairs at their hubbies [01:58.86]JERRY JERRY Now the crowd starts their favorite chant [02:00.75]Should I turn off my TV I just can't [02:02.93]I have a tendency to watch it religiously [02:05.02]I have a history of taping each one [02:06.79]It's been one week since the show about [02:09.19]Psycho Killers with problems they shoudl work out [02:11.42]Five days since the big surprise [02:12.82]When some loser's wife says she's still dating 20 guys [02:15.66]Three days since he interviewed [02:17.35]A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude [02:19.62]Yesterday it occured to me [02:21.13]That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer [02:23.82] [02:25.76]Tired of wasting my time on that Jerry Springer [02:28.26] [02:29.84]I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer [02:32.39] [02:34.01]Come over here and pull on my finger