The Weird Al Show Theme-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:The Weird Al Show Theme] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Running With Scissors] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Weird Al Show Theme - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00.60]Oh this is a story 'bout a guy named Al [00:03.17]And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal [00:05.05]But the sanitation workers really didn't approve [00:06.99]So he packed up his accordion and had to move [00:09.10]To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree [00:11.20]And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory [00:13.40]And he played on the company bowling team [00:15.32]And every single night he had a strange recurring dream [00:17.44]Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream [00:19.41]But that's really not important to the story [00:21.43]Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist [00:23.97]With a spatula tattooed on her arm on her arm [00:25.88]But he didn't keep in touch [00:27.05]And he lost her number [00:28.02]Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm [00:30.10]And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave [00:32.28]Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth of the Earth [00:34.44]And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich [00:36.95]For what it's worth [00:38.58]Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan [00:40.68]When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man [00:42.80]He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free [00:44.99]And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be [00:47.08]And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv [00:49.11]So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know [00:51.28]Now he's got his very own Weird Al show