It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy)] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Running With Scissors] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:05.49]Uhh uh-huh yeah [00:08.54] [00:10.56]Uhh uh-huh yeah [00:13.55]It's all about the Pentiums baby [00:15.95]It's all about the Pentiums baby [00:18.60]It's all about the Pentiums baby [00:20.83] [00:21.39]It's all about the Pentiums baby [00:22.96]Yeah [00:24.95]What y'all wanna do [00:26.05]Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers [00:29.81]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers [00:32.37]9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard [00:34.61]Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard [00:37.57]Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills [00:40.41]Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills [00:42.35]I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM [00:45.17]I never feed trolls and I don't read spam [00:47.76]Installed a T1 line in my house [00:50.17]Always at my PC double-clickin' on my mizouse [00:53.05]Upgrade my system at least twice a day [00:55.39]I'm strictly plug-and-play I ain't afraid of Y2K [00:57.98]I'm down with Bill Gates I call him Money for short [01:00.65]I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support [01:03.62]It's all about the Pentiums what [01:05.46]You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen [01:08.03]You've got white-out all over your screen [01:10.80]You think your Commodore 64 is really neato [01:14.04]What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito [01:16.67]You're usin' a 286 Don't make me laugh [01:19.33]Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half [01:21.86]You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette [01:25.23]You're the biggest joke on the Internet [01:27.06]Your database is a disaster [01:29.34]You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster [01:32.37]Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar [01:35.36]Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar [01:37.50]And postin' Me too like some brain-dead AOL-er [01:40.26]I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller [01:42.89]You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller [01:45.75] [01:47.29]It's all about the Pentiums [01:49.19] [01:49.97]It's all about the Pentiums [01:51.81] [01:52.54]It's all about the Pentiums [01:54.26] [01:55.05]It's all about the Pentiums [01:57.11] [01:58.72]Now what y'all wanna do [02:00.74]Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers [02:04.22]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers [02:06.81]9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard [02:09.64]Wanna run wit my crew hah [02:11.52]Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do [02:14.41]They call me the king of the spreadsheets [02:16.82]Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets [02:19.28]My new computer's got the clocks it rocks [02:21.22]But it was obsolete before I opened the box [02:24.20]You say you've had your desktop for over a week [02:27.07]Throw that junk away man it's an antique [02:29.40]Your laptop is a month old Well that's great [02:32.15]If you could use a nice heavy paperweight [02:34.49]My digital media is write-protected [02:37.42]Every file inspected no viruses detected [02:40.68]I beta tested every operating system [02:43.21]Gave props to some and others I dissed'em [02:45.83]While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin' [02:48.45]It does all my work without me even askin' [02:50.99]Got a flat-screen monitor 40 wide [02:53.67]I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side [02:56.31]In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user [02:58.98]You've got your own newsgroup alt total-loser [03:01.66]Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax [03:04.14]Where'd you get your CPU in a box of Cracker Jacks [03:07.11]Play me online Well you know that I'll beat you [03:09.57]If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you [03:12.25]What [03:12.41]It's all about the Pentiums baby [03:14.19] [03:14.77]It's all about the Pentiums baby [03:17.00] [03:17.64]It's all about the Pentiums baby [03:19.98]It's all about the Pentiums baby [03:22.07] [03:22.65]It's all about the Pentiums baby [03:23.58]What y'all wanna do [03:24.72]Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers [03:28.44]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers [03:31.03]9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard [03:33.45]What