Germs-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Germs] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Running With Scissors] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Germs - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:11.30]Sometimes I really want to be alone [00:15.03] [00:16.59]But that's one state I'm never in [00:19.67] [00:22.03]Because I know that I've got millions upon millions [00:26.71]Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin [00:31.76] [00:32.28]Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding [00:37.69]Germs But they just come right back again [00:41.03] [00:43.02]Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something [00:48.37]Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been [00:53.05]They're all over me [00:54.67] [00:55.60]They're inside of me [00:57.74]Can't get 'em offa me [01:00.04] [01:00.77]I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria [01:03.66]What do they want from me [01:05.30] [01:06.34]What'll they do to me [01:08.01] [01:08.69]There's no escape for me [01:10.88] [01:11.43]I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria [01:14.47] [01:15.34]Now if I ever dare to go to sleep [01:18.94] [01:20.79]That's when they start their sneak attack [01:23.72] [01:26.05]In the morning I wake up in utter horror [01:30.97]To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque [01:36.04] [01:36.65]Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face [01:41.00] [01:41.79]Germs And there's more comin' every day [01:45.15] [01:47.17]Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body [01:52.41]I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away [01:57.02]They're all over me [01:58.80] [01:59.66]They're inside of me [02:01.52] [02:02.25]Can't get 'em offa me [02:04.17] [02:04.71]I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria [02:07.76]What do they want from me [02:09.34] [02:10.32]What'll they do to me [02:12.06] [02:12.81]There's no escape for me [02:14.92] [02:15.50]I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria [02:18.73] [02:40.85]They're creepin' around my shorts [02:43.37]They're under the bathroom sink [02:46.13]They're ridin' inside my car [02:48.79]They're swimmin' in every drink [02:51.46]They're hidin' between my toes [02:54.17]They're lurkin' in every kiss [02:56.73]I got 'em way up my nose [02:59.48]In every orafice [03:02.15]I'm gonna show them who's boss [03:04.77]I'm gonna get even yet [03:07.41]Just gimme some Lysol spray [03:10.07]Just hand me a moist towelette [03:12.79]Don't tell me I'm paranoid [03:15.42]I know that they're after me [03:18.13]Look under the microscope [03:20.42] [03:21.28]See [03:22.33]They're all over me [03:24.24] [03:25.23]They're inside of me [03:26.86] [03:27.43]Can't get 'em offa me [03:29.59] [03:30.13]I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria [03:33.20]What do they want from me [03:34.85] [03:35.84]What'll they do to me [03:37.59] [03:38.24]There's no escape for me [03:40.11] [03:40.80]I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria [03:44.04] [03:45.25]They're all over me [03:47.03] [03:47.64]I can feel 'em all over me [03:50.12]Over every part of me [03:52.41]Microscopic bacteria [03:54.85] [03:55.46]I know they're watching me [03:58.18]They're always watching me [04:00.76]They're coming after me [04:03.51]Microscopic bacteria [04:04.98]Won't somebody help me [04:06.63] [04:07.55]Please somebody help me [04:09.40] [04:10.07]You've got to believe me [04:12.02] [04:12.87]They're out to get me [04:14.62] [04:15.49]They wanna control me [04:17.41] [04:18.20]They wanna destroy me [04:20.10] [04:20.86]They're tryin' to kill me [04:22.73] [04:23.50]It kind of upsets me