The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Running With Scissors] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie") - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00.20]Written by：Don McLean/Al Yankovic [00:00.45]A long long time ago [00:02.54] [00:03.44]In a galaxy far away [00:05.81] [00:06.34]Naboo was under an attack [00:08.74] [00:10.28]And I thought me and qui-gon jinn [00:13.11]Could talk the federation into [00:16.05]Maybe cutting them a little slack [00:19.23] [00:21.62]But their response it didn't thrill us [00:24.11] [00:24.63]They locked the doors and tried to kill us [00:27.33] [00:27.88]We escaped from that gas [00:29.87] [00:30.46]Then met jar jar and boss nass [00:33.06] [00:34.03]We took a bongo from the scene [00:36.74]And we went to theed to see the queen [00:39.64] [00:40.71]We all wound up on tatooine [00:43.98] [00:45.09]That's where we found this boy [00:49.98] [00:51.76]Oh my my this here anaking guy [00:55.95]May be vader someday later [00:58.11]Now hes just a small fry [01:00.52]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye [01:04.69]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi [01:08.02] [01:09.52]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi [01:12.62] [01:15.63]Did you know this junkyard slave [01:18.00]Isn't even old enough to shave [01:21.52]And he can use the force they say [01:24.57] [01:25.73]Ahh do you see him hitting on the queen [01:29.22]Though hes just nine and shes fourteen [01:32.72]Yah hes probably gonna marry her someday [01:38.88]Well I knew he built c-3po [01:42.50]And I've heard how fast his pod can go [01:45.72]And we were broke it's true [01:48.81]So we made a wager or two [01:51.84] [01:52.61]He was a prepubescent flying ace [01:55.38]And the minute jabba started off that race [01:58.82]Well I knew who would win first place [02:02.06]Oh yes it was our boy [02:06.51] [02:08.05]We started singing [02:09.01]My my this here anaking guy [02:12.16]May be vader someday later [02:13.95]Now hes just a small fry [02:15.82]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye [02:18.77]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi [02:21.85] [02:22.78]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi [02:25.21] [02:27.42]Now we finally got to coruscant [02:30.94]The jedi council we knew would want [02:34.35]To see how good the boy could be [02:37.37] [02:38.98]So we took him there and we told the tale [02:42.38]How his midi-chlorians were off the scale [02:46.13]And he might fulfill that prophecy [02:50.65] [02:52.49]Oh the council was impressed of course [02:56.09]Could he bring balance to the force [02:59.92]They interview the kid [03:02.20] [03:03.00]Oh training they forbid [03:06.10]Because yoda sensed in him much fear [03:09.78]And qui-gon said now listen here [03:13.25]Just stick it in your pointy ear [03:16.44]I still will teach this boy [03:20.61] [03:22.18]He was singing [03:23.25]My my this here anaking guy [03:26.28]May be vader someday later [03:28.06]Now hes just a small fry [03:29.87]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye [03:33.20]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi [03:35.91] [03:37.10]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi [03:39.83] [03:42.81]We caught a ride back to naboo [03:45.40]'Cause queen amidala wanted to [03:47.75] [03:48.94]I frankly wouldve liked to stay [03:51.07] [03:53.10]We all fought in that epic war [03:55.89]And it wasn't long at all before [03:58.99]Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day [04:05.47] [04:06.00]And in the end some gunguns died [04:08.45] [04:09.38]Some ships blew up and some pilots fried [04:11.83] [04:12.67]A lot of folks were croaking [04:14.58] [04:15.59]The battle droids were broken [04:18.77] [04:19.54]And the jedi I admire most [04:22.33] [04:22.93]Met up with darth maul and now hes toast [04:25.68] [04:26.64]Well I'm still here and hes a ghost [04:29.21] [04:29.97]I guess I'll train this boy [04:34.91] [04:36.28]And I was singing [04:37.57] [04:38.53]My my this here anaking guy [04:42.92]May be vader someday later [04:45.24]Now hes just a small fry [04:47.45] [04:47.98]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye [04:52.46]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi [04:55.85] [04:57.39]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi [05:00.59] [05:02.16]We were singing [05:04.11]My my this here anaking guy [05:08.20]May be vader someday later [05:10.32]Now hes just a small fry [05:12.48] [05:13.10]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye [05:17.45]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi