Sleepin' On My Couch-Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[ti:Sleepin' On My Couch (LP版)] [ar:Del Tha Funkee Homosapien] [al:I Wish My Brother George Was Here] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sleepin' On My Couch (LP版) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien [00:18.71]It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus [00:21.12]And end up on my couch at night without notice [00:23.63]It's cool to have a friend over every now and then [00:25.98]But I gotta have my space [00:27.02]And I don't wanna see their face [00:28.26]Like every single day of the week [00:30.39]Talk is cheap [00:31.26]You betta find yourself another place to sleep [00:33.58]It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up [00:36.10]And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up [00:38.60]You better find a job so you can get an apartment [00:40.87]And you can save your crocodile tears [00:42.50]Don't even start [00:43.21]With the sob stories [00:44.53]I got enough from the other seven brothers [00:46.33]In the den playin' genesis [00:47.89]Damn I can't win at this [00:49.28]Seems like I'm gonna have to flip [00:50.70]And tell those other brothers [00:52.07]That they're gonna have to skip [00:53.28]I've had it up to here with these lazy cats [00:55.53]Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that [00:58.00] [01:08.49]People come to my house [01:09.28]And kinda wonder where the squadron's at [01:11.29]They're not gone [01:12.03]They're just down at the laundromat [01:13.75]Because they wear the same pairs of clothing [01:15.83]I'm taking up crazy patience just holding [01:18.22]My temper [01:19.15]I'm about to start charging rent for [01:20.88]Every single brother [01:21.99]That kicked it with my mother eating biscuits [01:23.90]On Saturday morning like a family [01:25.70]The minute they step [01:26.90]It's like moms is crazy mad at me [01:28.58]'Cause they're in my mother's room watching television [01:31.10]I feel like giving 'em the boot [01:32.41]And say the hell with 'em [01:33.56]But if I give 'em the boot [01:34.88]I'm not a friend though [01:35.86]Even though my room [01:36.66]Smells like dime bags of indo but [01:38.35]I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it [01:40.77]Even mom knows that my brothers been sleepin' [01:43.01]On my couch for weeks [01:44.39]So your speeches fall flat [01:45.80]Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that [01:47.91] [01:58.47]Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps [02:00.45]But I was taught that I shouldn't [02:01.78]Take seven day naps [02:03.19]At other brothers' cribs like I don't have a home [02:05.78]Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam [02:08.21]Coming out the seams [02:09.33]And a pair of jeans is missing from my closet [02:11.68]I wonder why I even bother being friendly [02:13.95]They're running my a** like the Indy 5000 [02:16.39]They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse [02:17.78]When they snuck downstairs [02:19.20]For a midnight snack [02:20.42]And ate the last slice of bread [02:21.80]And a box of apple jacks [02:23.20]Then they hit the sack [02:24.24]With the stereo blastin' [02:25.68]And even little Tyson is fed up [02:27.31]So I'm askin' [02:28.09]You all to jet [02:29.07]Before I get upset [02:30.39]And throw each and every one [02:31.59]Of you bums out on your back [02:33.12]My house is a mess [02:34.19]So step ya little pest [02:35.40]Who was sleepin' on my couch 'cause I'm tired of that