The Wacky World of Rapid Transit-Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[ti:The Wacky World of Rapid Transit (LP版)] [ar:Del Tha Funkee Homosapien] [al:I Wish My Brother George Was Here] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Wacky World of Rapid Transit (LP版) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien [00:13.96]Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude [00:16.00]I was plannin' to pursue another quest for the bus [00:18.37]I had to go to San Fran it's something that I can't stand [00:20.77]It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss [00:23.07]I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin [00:25.10]Could he maybe find time to give the D E L a lift [00:27.53]He said it is impossible [00:28.51]Because he has a roster full of plans for the day [00:30.65]I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans [00:32.90]To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen [00:36.09]And I agree with the theory [00:37.46]Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35 [00:40.67]I iron my Girbauds so I can wait with pride [00:43.03]I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high [00:45.01]From a spliff that I smoked I riffed and provoked [00:47.06]A little scene when the bus arrived late like a joke [00:49.51]With a corny punchline and it was only lunchtime [00:51.83]The bus should've been here the driver had much time [00:54.15]To get is act together no matter what the weather [00:56.35]Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever [00:58.90] [01:16.54]When oh when is the bus gonna come [01:18.60]I'm getting sick and tired of the wait [01:20.27]When oh when is the bus gonna come [01:22.49]Well here comes a pack of about 4 teens [01:24.84]Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans [01:26.91]And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood [01:29.21]For no head on collision with the hoods [01:31.38]Try to use my transfer but it's no good [01:33.71]Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta [01:36.43]Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city [01:39.85]I'm not certain [01:40.83]But if I go sit in the back it's curtains [01:43.15]Kids wanna ride the back what kinda sh*t is that [01:45.75]Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back [01:47.97]Let me stand in the front with the elderly [01:49.89]So those other cats won't raise hell with me [01:51.92] [02:09.70]Oh golly gee not another day on the 46A [02:12.56]I should've caught the 46B [02:14.26]Cause dukes takes the mass scene and group through the trees [02:16.50]And shoots the breeze with the ladies [02:18.32] [02:18.84]Look at that around the way girl yeah I see her [02:21.08] [02:21.62]More crack than a d**g dealer [02:23.17]A kid sits by me with a gang of afro sheen on [02:25.50]I'm not Joe Clark and I would hate for him to lean on [02:27.83]My shoulder and try to hold a conversation [02:30.20]Cause I don't have the patience [02:32.21]When oh when is the bus gonna reach its destination [02:35.49]Question over space and time wastin' time [02:38.89]Word up I can't take this line of nitwits [02:41.64]Some about to have a fit quick [02:43.17]Cause this trip here is making me car sick [02:46.10]Check out the brother with the loaded 38 [02:48.30]Braggin' to his buddies about the money that he makes [02:50.61]Sellin' crack viles like pancakes [02:52.67]To baseheads just like the one [02:54.40]That's sittin by the window starvin' for a fix [02:56.71]He spent his last 80 cents on fare [02:58.86]He raises up and lets me get in his chair [03:01.22]Then I sit and take a snooze [03:02.84]But I still lose [03:03.88]Cause I cruise right past my stop [03:05.62]Had to get off and walk 15 blocks