First World Problems-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:First World Problems] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Mandatory Fun] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]First World Problems - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:11.80]My maid is cleaning my bathroom so I can't take a shower [00:15.22] [00:16.89]When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour [00:21.32] [00:22.11]I couldn't order off the breakfast menu cause I slept in till two [00:27.54]Then I filled up on bread didn't leave any room for tiramisu [00:32.71]Oh no there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen [00:37.25] [00:37.98]I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine [00:42.31] [00:43.17]Some idiot just called me up on the phone [00:45.82] [00:46.95]What don't they know how to text omg [00:49.83] [00:50.35]I got [00:50.91] [00:51.45]First world first world problems [00:53.72] [00:54.27]First world problems [00:55.43] [00:56.00]First world first world problems [00:59.01] [00:59.65]First world problems [01:00.70] [01:01.35]First world first world problems [01:04.27] [01:07.59]I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator [01:12.67]Forgot my gardener's name I'll have to ask him later [01:16.85] [01:18.08]Tried to fast forward commercials can't I'm watching live TV [01:22.75] [01:23.51]I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free [01:27.94] [01:28.53]My barista didn't even bother to make a design [01:32.57]In the foam on the top of my vanilla latte [01:35.94] [01:36.90]First world first world problems [01:39.83]First world problems [01:41.03] [01:42.05]First world first world problems [01:44.33] [01:45.23]First world problems [01:46.17] [01:47.18]First world first world problems [01:49.66] [01:53.31]Can't remember which car I drove to the mall [01:56.29] [02:00.41]My sonicare won't recharge now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal [02:07.09] [02:20.81]The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching [02:25.99]My house is so big I can't get wifi in the kitchen [02:31.10]Uh I had to buy something I didn't even need just [02:35.70]So I could qualify for free shipping on amazon [02:38.54] [02:39.86]First world first world problems [02:42.18] [02:42.84]First world problems [02:43.85] [02:45.02]First world first world problems [02:47.26] [02:48.00]First world problems [02:49.02] [02:50.18]First world first world problems [02:52.66] [02:53.24]First world problems [02:54.31] [02:55.30]First world first world problems [02:57.73] [02:58.45]First world problems [02:59.36] [03:00.45]First world first world problems [03:02.83] [03:03.61]First world problems [03:04.54] [03:05.64]First world first world problems