Inactive-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Inactive] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Mandatory Fun] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Inactive - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:18.54]I'm waking up in cheeto dust [00:22.08]My belly's covered with pizza crust [00:25.12] [00:25.67]I'm using my inhaler now [00:28.46] [00:32.70]I'm out of shape fattening up [00:35.43] [00:36.23]I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup [00:38.72] [00:39.86]Donut crumbs are upon my lips whoa [00:44.71]The TV's on I really hate this show [00:49.37]I can't reach my remote control [00:52.06] [00:52.92]Welcome to my new place to my new place [00:56.57]Sorry it's a cramped space but it's my place [00:59.97] [01:03.38]I'm really inactive I'm so inactive [01:06.75] [01:10.39]I'm really inactive highly inactive [01:13.92] [01:14.88]My muscle's gone I'm atrophied [01:17.65] [01:18.57]Always lose my fight with gravity [01:21.15] [01:21.93]I rest my bones and just chillax [01:24.82] [01:28.93]My nordictrack's collecting dust [01:31.70] [01:32.52]And my stairmaster's a pile of rust [01:35.24] [01:36.13]This is it the inertia [01:39.43] [01:41.24]I can't get up this couch is part of me [01:45.11] [01:45.64]I'm growing cobwebs on my knee [01:48.56] [01:49.15]Pretty sad for my age sad for my age [01:52.31] [01:52.90]I could read my rib cage here is my age [01:56.15] [01:59.62]I'm really inactive yes quite inactive [02:02.90] [02:06.65]I'm really inactive not very active [02:09.89] [02:10.76]Near comatose no exercise [02:16.85] [02:17.53]Don't tag my toe I'm still alive [02:23.20]I'm giving up my energy is shot [02:27.26] [02:27.79]I'm never moving from this spot [02:30.73] [02:31.43]Never move from this place move from this place [02:34.59] [02:35.10]I'll stay here in this place right in this place [02:38.23] [02:41.85]I'm really inactive just so inactive [02:45.05] [02:48.86]I'm really inactive not so attractive