Mission Statement-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Mission Statement] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Mandatory Fun] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mission Statement - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:14.43]We must all efficiently [00:17.25]Operationalize our strategies [00:23.02]Invest in world-class technology [00:25.48] [00:25.99]And leverage our core competencies [00:31.86]In order to holistically administrate [00:36.34] [00:37.42]Exceptional synergy [00:42.58] [00:45.81]We'll set a brand trajectory [00:48.72]Using management's philosophy [00:54.02] [00:54.54]Advance our market share vis-à-vis [00:56.76] [00:57.52]Our proven methodology [01:03.35]With strong commitment to quality [01:05.72] [01:06.31]Effectively enhancing corporate synergy [01:14.15] [01:17.30]Transitioning our company [01:20.29]By awareness of functionality [01:24.93] [01:26.02]Promoting viability [01:29.07]Providing our supply chain with diversity [01:33.62]Versity ooooh [01:36.53]We will distill our identity [01:38.78] [01:39.57]Through client-centric solutions [01:43.25]And synergy [01:50.06] [01:50.75]Oooooh oooh oooh [01:56.67] [02:13.42]At the end of the day [02:14.85]Of the day [02:15.57] [02:17.17]We must monetize our assets [02:24.34] [02:24.99]The fundamentals of change [02:26.85] [02:27.67]Can you visualize a value-added experience [02:33.53] [02:34.36]That will grow the business infrastructure and [02:37.86] [02:38.95]Monetize our assets [02:40.75] [02:42.33]Monetize our assets [02:44.11] [02:45.66]Monetize our assets [02:50.89] [03:05.95]Bringing to the table [03:08.09] [03:08.87]Our capitalized reputation [03:11.97] [03:12.64]Proactively overseeing [03:15.58]Day-to-day operations [03:18.95]Services and deliverables [03:20.95] [03:21.64]With cross-platform innovation [03:24.26] [03:25.68]Networking soon will bring [03:28.31]Seamless integration [03:30.90] [03:31.87]Robust and scalable [03:34.29]Bleeding-edge and next-generation [03:37.39] [03:38.47]Best of breed [03:39.41] [03:40.06]We'll succeed [03:40.83] [03:41.65]In achieving globalization [03:45.66] [03:48.92]And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace [03:53.40] [03:54.73]It's mission-critical to stay incentivized [03:58.41] [04:03.98]For our customer base [04:05.65] [04:07.38]If you can't think outside the box [04:09.43] [04:10.12]You'll be downsized [04:11.72] [04:13.14]It's a paradigm shift [04:14.66] [04:16.85]Hey hey look out [04:19.33]Well it's a paradigm shift now [04:21.57]Here we go here we go [04:23.01]Here we come here we come ha