Sports Song-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Sports Song] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Mandatory Fun] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sports Song - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:03.90]Your sports team is vastly inferior [00:07.01]That simple fact is plainly obvious to see [00:10.68]We're gonna kick your collective posterior [00:14.36]Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively [00:17.25] [00:18.44]Our stars are thoroughly impressive [00:22.03]Our coach really has the Midas touch [00:24.57] [00:25.50]Our players are fast and strong and brave [00:29.20]And your guys eh not so much [00:31.73] [00:36.57]In fact we've played teams across the nation [00:39.28] [00:39.83]And you're the worst one we've come across [00:43.49]Try to assimilate that information [00:47.27]And it just might help you cope with your impending loss [00:51.10]Oh and if somehow we are still failing [00:54.50]To affectively articulate the points at hand [00:58.66]Allow us now to summarize them in a manner [01:02.17]That your feeble brains can understand [01:04.07] [01:05.75]We're great (we're great) [01:07.56]And you suck (you suck) [01:09.61]We're great (we're great) [01:11.07]And you suck (you suck) [01:13.03]We're great (we're great) [01:14.79]And you suck (you suck) [01:16.61]You see there's us (we're great) [01:18.48]And then there's you (you suck) [01:20.52]We're really really great (really great) [01:23.94]In contrast you really suck (really suck) [01:27.74]Okay full disclosure we're not that great [01:31.38]But nevertheless you suck [01:33.93] [01:42.94]Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat [01:45.80]That theory's backed up by empirical evidence [01:49.56]We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat [01:53.42]Again of course we're speaking in the figurative sense [01:57.15]What's the use of even going through the motions [02:00.61]When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow [02:04.22]So why don't you save us all some time [02:08.05]And give up now (you suck )