Weird Cousin-Jimmy Fallon

[ti:Weird Cousin] [ar:Jimmy Fallon] [al:Holiday Seasoning (Deluxe)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.29]Weird Cousin - Jimmy Fallon
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译+文曲大模型提供 [00:01.07]Lyrics by：Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs [00:02.10]Composed by：Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs [00:03.10]Produced by：Jimmy Fallon/John Rooney [00:09.73]He showed up on a motorcycle
他骑着摩托车出现 [00:12.18]Late on Christmas Eve
平安夜的深夜 [00:14.53]Says his name is Liam
他说他叫Liam [00:16.35]But last year it was Steve
但去年是Steve [00:19.29]You don't know if he has a job
你不知道他有没有工作 [00:21.67]And you don't care to ask
你也不愿多问 [00:24.12]He spends the evening in the corner
他在角落里度过夜晚 [00:26.48]Sipping from a flask
啜饮美酒 [00:28.45]He's your weird cousin
他是你的怪表弟 [00:29.80]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:31.54]Who's so fricking weird
谁这么奇怪 [00:33.38]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:34.64]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:36.10]He can't grow a beard
他不能留胡子 [00:38.14]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:39.41]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:40.97]Everybody has a weird cousin
每个人都有一个奇怪的表弟 [00:43.03]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:44.12]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [00:45.85]And you can't help but love him
你情不自禁地爱着他 [00:48.14]He shows up on a moped
他骑着摩托车现身 [00:50.30]His hair is soaking wet [00:52.89]He needs to borrow money
他需要借钱 [00:54.72]'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet
因为他在赛马比赛中输得一败涂地 [00:57.66]He smells like gasolinе
他身上散发着汽油味 [01:00.05]Mixed with the county fair
混迹于集市之中 [01:02.48]Spends the evening trying to sell
整晚都在卖货 [01:04.77]The family Tupperware
家里的特百惠 [01:06.95]He's your weird cousin
他是你的怪表弟 [01:08.28]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:09.79]Who's so fricking strange
谁这么奇怪 [01:11.80]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:12.98]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:14.48]Think he might have mange
我觉得他可能染上了那种东西 [01:16.62]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:17.80]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:19.36]Everybody has a weird cousin
每个人都有一个奇怪的表弟 [01:21.43]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:22.56]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:24.03]And you can't help but love him
你情不自禁地爱着他 [01:26.30]Conspiracy theory time
阴谋论时代 [01:28.26]The moon landing it wasn't real they staged it in L.A
登月那不是真的他们在洛杉矶上演的 [01:34.18]He believes the FBI is really the CIA
他相信联调局其实就是中情局 [01:38.66]The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
总统是蜥蜴所有的皇室成员都是 [01:43.55]We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil
我们应该戴上用铝箔做的尖帽子 [01:47.63]He's your weird cousin
他是你的怪表弟 [01:49.21]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:50.69]He's so fricking odd
他真的好奇怪 [01:51.96]So fricking odd
好奇怪 [01:53.00]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:53.91]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:55.20]How are you even related?
你们是什么关系 [01:57.34]How are we related?
我们有什么关系？ [01:58.03]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [01:58.60]Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟 [02:00.22]If you don't have a weird cousin
如果你没有一个奇怪的表弟 [02:02.30]I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
对不起这是真的但是环顾四周 [02:05.75]The weird cousin is you
那个奇怪的表弟就是你