Too Drunk to Karaoke-Toby Keith/Jimmy Buffett

[ti:Too Drunk To Karaoke] [ar:Jimmy Buffett] [al:Songs From St. Somewhere] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Too Drunk to Karaoke - Toby Keith/Jimmy Buffett [00:02.83] [00:12.42]Last night at the bar it was karaoke night [00:20.11]Yeah everybody down there was feeling alright [00:28.00]They got big margarita pitchers two for one [00:33.18]Yum yum [00:36.12]They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun [00:39.81] [00:40.32]When I signed up I was ready to go [00:47.80]But they didn't call my name for an hour or so [00:55.95]Damned if they didn't make me wait too long [01:03.42]I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song [01:07.37] [01:07.75]Too drunk to karaoke [01:11.43]Too drunk to karaoke [01:15.34]If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be [01:19.28]Too drunk to karaoke just like me [01:23.26]Too drunk to karaoke [01:27.26]Too drunk to karaoke [01:29.45] [01:31.26]Well the place got rockin' temptation was strong [01:39.33]All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on [01:46.93]Well I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair [01:54.57]But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair [01:58.27] [01:58.70]Too drunk to karaoke [02:02.59]Too drunk to karaoke [02:04.73] [02:06.61]You can sing in the shower till you sound real good [02:10.69]You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood [02:14.32]But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand [02:18.04]You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans [02:21.92] [02:22.29]Too drunk to karaoke [02:25.95]Too drunk to karaoke [02:28.45] [02:46.52]If you ask me hell I killed that song [02:50.91]When I looked around everybody was gone [03:01.67]Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age [03:09.70]They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage [03:13.26] [03:13.57]You're too drunk to karaoke [03:15.64]That's what they told me [03:17.26]You're too drunk to karaoke [03:19.52]How can that be [03:21.02] [03:21.33]You don't have to be good don't have to be refined [03:25.02]You just have to be a legend in your own mind [03:29.01]Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key [03:32.95]Just prove that theory of drunkativity [03:37.07] [03:37.47]Too drunk to karaoke [03:41.09]Too drunk to karaoke [03:43.60]Look at me [03:45.00]You're too drunk to karaoke [03:47.50]Just like me [03:48.94]Too drunk to karaoke [03:50.88]