If I Could Play Piano-Allan Sherman

[ti:If I Could Play Piano] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Could Play Piano - Allan Sherman [00:00.73]All my life I've loved Jimmy Durante [00:02.14] [00:02.84]As I suppose you have too [00:04.47]And the next thing is kind of [00:05.93]A Jimmy Durante type song that I wrote [00:07.70]And it goes like this [00:08.85] [00:28.89]If I could play the piano [00:30.51]Like I'd like to play the piano [00:32.44]I would sit down at the piano [00:34.30]And I'd play [00:35.58] [00:40.43]That's how I'll play the piano night and day [00:43.50] [00:44.21]If I could play the banjo [00:46.08]Like I'd like to play the banjo [00:47.89]I'd go out and buy a banjo [00:49.78]And a pick [00:50.71] [00:55.72]I mean I'd play the banjo really slick [00:58.26] [00:59.57]If I could play the bongos [01:01.44]I'd go get a set of drums [01:03.22] [01:07.38]I'd entertain my chums [01:09.08]And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs [01:11.26]But I can't play the piano [01:12.98]Or the banjo or the bongos [01:15.05]Cause when I sit down to play [01:16.68]The people laugh [01:17.65] [01:22.59]So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph [01:25.95] [01:26.47]But my phonograph is broke [01:28.47]My phonograph is broke [01:30.38]My phonograph is broke [01:32.29]I bought it in Hoboken [01:34.20]They fixed it in Shamokin [01:36.10]I mean it I'm not jokin' [01:38.01]My phonograph is broke [01:39.91]Let's finish this I'm chokin' [01:41.91]I'm chokin' and I'm croakin' [01:43.93]Hey stop the music [01:44.80] [01:45.32]Stop the music [01:46.13] [01:46.84]Stop the music [01:48.13] [01:49.03]Stop the music [01:49.88] [01:50.71]The following big finish comes to you [01:52.83]From that other great piano player [01:54.36] [01:55.05]Van Cliburn [01:55.85] [01:56.95]Tank you