Second Hand Nose-Allan Sherman

[ti:Second Hand Nose] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Second Hand Nose - Allan Sherman [00:10.71]Mother Nature made me [00:12.21] [00:13.52]Strictly second rate [00:15.10] [00:16.48]Smart but not good-looking [00:18.19] [00:19.09]What an awful fate [00:21.53] [00:22.70]Girls don't go for IQ [00:24.84] [00:25.68]Eggheads ain't their style [00:27.48] [00:28.68]They don't say I like you [00:31.28] [00:32.31]They don't even smile [00:35.71] [00:36.58]Well Mother Nature [00:38.02] [00:38.66]I'll get back at you [00:40.70] [00:43.54]Tomorrow morning here's what I will do [00:50.37] [00:51.58]I'm calling Dr Max Rose [00:57.44] [00:58.61]That's who I chose [01:00.53] [01:02.04]He's gonna make me [01:04.26]A second-hand nose [01:06.84] [01:08.04]I went to his office once or twice and [01:13.00] [01:14.00]All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand [01:19.19]Then I'll get second-hand hair [01:21.65] [01:23.11]Second-hand teeth [01:24.94] [01:25.89]And contact lenses [01:28.03]In a baby blue [01:30.80] [01:32.05]And elevator shoes [01:34.12]And then I'll melt the girls' hearts [01:37.31] [01:38.27]They can't resist a man [01:40.42]With interchangeable parts [01:43.41] [01:44.84]Girls will go nuts [01:46.62]Parked in my second-hand Stutz [01:49.53] [01:50.37]We'll sit there sniffing glue [01:55.49] [01:56.50]On Second Avenue