Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex-Allan Sherman

[ti:Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex - Allan Sherman [00:00.78]This song here is by far [00:03.52]The sexiest of all the songs [00:04.63]That I've done tonight [00:05.56] [00:06.49]I am telling you that as a warning [00:08.20] [00:10.22]All those who have a low threshold of sex [00:12.86]You had better leave now [00:13.90] [00:15.14]Because I will not be responsible for all the screaming [00:17.17]And grabbing that goes on [00:18.16]Once I start to sing this [00:19.54] [00:20.06]Some fellas have it and some fellas don't [00:21.47]I just happen to have it [00:22.62] [00:24.02]And I'm gonna give it to you [00:25.33] [00:27.18]Now I wrote this song for married people [00:28.90]Married people will understand this best [00:30.65] [00:31.74]Uh I realize that tonight [00:33.27]There are a lot of people in the audience [00:34.04]Who are not married [00:34.86] [00:35.72]But I figure the line of demarcation has gotten [00:37.77]So fuzzy lately [00:38.67]That you'll understand it too [00:40.55] [00:42.16]Let's hear it for fuzzy demarcation [00:44.12]Folks [00:44.61] [00:46.69]I said that line in Vegas [00:47.86]And there's a pit boss named Fuzzy Demarcation [00:49.82]Came running out [00:50.80] [00:54.63]This song is sung by a husband to his wife [00:57.74]They've been married ten or fifteen years [00:59.38]And this song illustrates [01:00.95]What can happen in a modern marriage [01:03.38] [01:05.01]And I have to pick somebody out [01:05.88]To be my wife for this [01:06.08] [01:06.70]So I'll pick you [01:07.39]Is that all right [01:08.56] [01:09.52]OK