Taking Lessons-Allan Sherman

[ti:Taking Lessons] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Taking Lessons - Allan Sherman [00:04.51]The modern family [00:05.55] [00:06.65]Has time to burn [00:08.05] [00:09.05]We all take lessons [00:10.62] [00:11.42]We try to learn [00:12.68] [00:13.81]The latest new things [00:15.48] [00:16.65]We never do things [00:17.71] [00:18.79]We just take lessons [00:20.52] [00:23.76]My daughter Linda [00:24.74] [00:26.04]She takes ballet [00:27.42] [00:28.36]Her first recital [00:29.85] [00:30.96]Was yesterday [00:32.23] [00:33.37]She dropped her tutu [00:34.81] [00:35.77]And her left shoe too [00:37.27] [00:38.16]She needs more lessons [00:39.91] [00:43.99]Then there's my daughter Dottie [00:46.69] [00:49.30]She takes guitar that's true [00:51.60] [00:53.86]Junior he takes karate [00:56.73] [00:59.09]Smashed her guitar in two [01:01.48] [01:04.06]For all these lessons [01:05.52]I have to pay [01:06.59] [01:07.85]I must raise money [01:09.03] [01:10.33]I found a way [01:11.53] [01:12.75]Read my brochure folks [01:14.45] [01:15.17]Learn how to be poor folks [01:16.88] [01:17.62]I'm giving lessons [01:19.32] [01:22.57]Our brand new puppy [01:23.71] [01:24.95]His name is spot [01:26.22] [01:27.50]He's being house trained [01:28.87] [01:29.86]Our rug is shot [01:31.35] [01:32.39]Our very best room [01:33.78] [01:34.70]Became his restroom [01:36.41] [01:37.60]What good are lessons [01:38.78] [01:42.21]Tom studies driving [01:43.57] [01:44.64]He took a ride [01:45.81] [01:47.16]He saw two buses [01:48.73] [01:49.80]Side by side [01:51.10] [01:52.08]He must have seen them [01:53.54] [01:54.44]He drove between them [01:56.17] [01:57.75]Does anybody wanna buy a long thin Mustang [02:02.22] [02:03.20]My wife takes cooking lessons [02:05.45] [02:07.83]So help me she flunked poached egg [02:10.78] [02:12.87]I took one skiing lesson [02:15.01] [02:17.24]You're wrong folks [02:18.40] [02:19.08]I broke my arm [02:20.35] [02:21.84]I called the doctor [02:23.02] [02:23.97]In great despair [02:25.25] [02:26.21]But it was Wednesday [02:27.61] [02:28.79]He's never there [02:29.97] [02:31.19]He's on the links folks [02:33.25]He's putting stinks folks [02:35.36] [02:35.99]He's taking lessons