A Waste Of Money-Allan Sherman

[ti:A Waste Of Money] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Waste Of Money - Allan Sherman [00:13.40]I wanted to get [00:14.79] [00:15.42]Some new girlfriends [00:17.88] [00:19.22]So I went and bought [00:21.35]A Mercedes Benz [00:24.32]A waste of money [00:26.72] [00:28.09]Eight thousand bucks down the drain [00:31.31] [00:34.20]I thought the girls [00:36.16]Would get wild and reckless [00:39.19]So I bought cultured pearls [00:42.15]And a diamond necklace [00:44.95]A waste of money [00:47.79] [00:48.86]That cost me four thousand more [00:51.72] [00:54.74]They were returned [00:56.26] [00:57.59]I got no girls [00:59.79]They repossessed [01:01.32] [01:03.49]Both the car and the pearls [01:08.84] [01:13.02]I styled my hair [01:14.32] [01:15.65]Just like Cary Grant's [01:17.50] [01:19.39]Bought a pair [01:20.27] [01:20.83]Of those new tight pants [01:23.71]A waste of money [01:26.46] [01:27.56]Household finance took my pants [01:30.72] [01:39.34]The female gender [01:40.88] [01:41.56]I just don't get it [01:43.96] [01:45.24]Just when I'm out [01:47.22]Of both cash and credit [01:50.18]I found a honey [01:53.19] [01:53.97]And this is what's funny [01:56.89]She don't need my money [01:59.74]She works for Household finance