Sam You Made The Pants Too Long-Allan Sherman

[ti:Sam You Made The Pants Too Long] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sam You Made The Pants Too Long - Allan Sherman [00:10.65]You made the coat and vest [00:13.32] [00:13.97]Should fit me the best [00:15.84] [00:17.22]You sewed the buttons strong [00:20.93] [00:23.03]But Sam you made the pants too long [00:30.89] [00:35.75]Far from the Bronx I flew [00:37.88] [00:39.41]Around the world to you [00:40.93] [00:43.39]Cause they said [00:44.10]You're the best custom tailor in Hong Kong [00:47.44] [00:50.20]Sam you made the pants [00:53.92] [00:54.98]About a foot and a half too long [00:57.23] [00:59.05]First I took a jet [01:00.20] [01:01.04]Then I took a clipper [01:02.48] [01:03.26]Then I took a ricksha to your door [01:07.78]And now Sam I regret [01:09.98]My chin's caught in my zipper [01:12.16]And my cuffs are down there polishing the floor [01:15.11] [01:20.46]Oh what a thrill divine [01:22.34] [01:23.49]When I first saw your sign [01:25.64] [01:26.30]It said [01:27.14]For service kindly bong the gong [01:30.71] [01:33.87]I bonged and then mine pants went wrong [01:38.93] [01:41.30]I don't like to complain [01:43.11]Or cause a demonstration [01:45.20]But the belt is in my armpits if you please [01:48.42] [01:49.70]I'm trying to explain [01:51.75]My pants need alteration [01:54.13]How do you say oy vay in Chinese [01:57.28] [02:01.39]I've been here six long weeks [02:03.66] [02:06.85]My pagoda leaks [02:08.47] [02:10.92]I thought your name was Feldman [02:12.92] [02:14.48]But it's Fong [02:15.65] [02:17.98]Sam Fong [02:19.39] [02:20.82]You made the pants too long