If I Had-Eminem

[ti:if i had] [ar:eminem] [al:245546] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.68]Life by marshall mathers [00:06.37]What is life [00:07.81]Life is like a big obstacle [00:09.59]Put in front of your optical to slow you down [00:11.98]And everytime you think you gotten past it [00:13.83]It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground [00:17.49]What are friends [00:18.88]Friends are people that you think are your friends [00:21.17]But they really your enemies with secret indentities [00:22.95]And disguises to hide they true colors [00:26.28]So just when you think you close enough to be brothers [00:28.26]They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin [00:31.91]What is money [00:33.27]Money is what makes a man act funny [00:35.78]Money is the root of all evil [00:37.88]Money'll make them same friends come back around [00:40.23]Swearing that they was always down [00:42.91]What is life [00:44.09]I'm tired of life [00:45.66]I'm tired of backstabbing a** snakes with friendly grins [00:48.29]I'm tired of committing so many sins [00:50.93]Tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins [00:53.81]Tired of never having any ends [00:56.41]Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins [00:59.60]I'm tired of this dj playing your sh*t when he spins [01:03.07]Tired of not having a deal [01:04.60]Tired of having to deal with the b******t without grabbing the steel [01:07.66]Tired of drowning in my sorrow [01:09.96]Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo [01:13.38]I'm tired of motherf**kers spraying sh*t and dartin off [01:17.40]I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour [01:20.22]Then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off [01:22.44]I'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough [01:25.32]Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk [01:28.10]For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk [01:30.87]I'm tired of using plastic silverware [01:32.16]Tired of working in building square [01:34.91]Tired of not being a millionaire [01:36.99]But if i had a million dollars [01:39.27]I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics [01:42.14]If i had a magic wand i'd make the world suck my dick [01:46.76]Without a condom on while i'm on the john [01:49.07]If i had a million bucks [01:50.64]It wouldn't be enough because i'd still be out [01:52.71]Robbing armored trucks [01:54.66]If i had one wish [01:56.22]I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world to kiss [01:59.95]I'm tired of being white trash broke and always poor [02:03.35]Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store [02:05.47]I'm tired of not having a phone [02:07.16]Tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on [02:10.94]Tired of not driving a bm [02:13.36]Tired of not working at gm tired of wanting to be him [02:17.04]Tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm [02:18.78]Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum [02:21.55]Tired of not being on tour [02:23.81]Tired of f**king the same blonde whore after work [02:27.07]In the back of a contour [02:28.68]I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones [02:31.08]Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns [02:34.01]Tired of being stared at [02:35.07]I'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat [02:38.06]Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz [02:41.69]Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about *** [02:44.49]Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me [02:48.45]Saying they wasn't feelin