Role Model-Eminem

[ti:role model] [ar:eminem] [al:205449] [by:] [offset:-500] [00:01.13]Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself
好的 我现在来演示如何自我沉溺 [00:03.39]You can try this at home
简单易行 你可以在家模仿 [00:04.98]You can be just like me （Mic check 1 2 We recording ）
你可以像我一样 我们开始录制了吗 [00:19.16]I'm cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
我疯狂地鄙视你 你根本无力应对 [00:21.56]And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
如果你胆敢回击 你就等着大限之日的来临 [00:24.36]I'd strangle you to death then choke you again （ack）
我会置你于死地 让你彻底闭嘴 [00:26.51]Then broke your f**king legs til' your
然后将你打成残疾 [00:28.26]Bones poke through your skin（AAWW）
让你粉身碎骨 [00:29.32]You beef with me Im-a even the score equally
我知道你对此感到恶心 但是我们半斤八两 [00:31.73]Take on Jerry Springer and beat your a** legally
你还是去脱口秀玩玩嘴皮子就行 我揍你是替天行道 [00:34.58]I get you blunted off of funny home grown
你简直俗不可耐 愚蠢至极 [00:36.74]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO ）
因为我根本毫无畏惧 [00:40.00]And If I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie
如果我说我是个良民 那根本就是个谎言 [00:43.00]AND get f**ked more that the President does
因为总统比我更加道貌岸然 [00:44.88]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
希拉里都想赏我耳光 还对我污言秽语 [00:47.57]I ripped his f**king tonsils out and fed her sherbert （*）
我对她根本不屑一顾 我会给她点颜色瞧瞧 [00:50.68]My nerves hurt lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice
我只是在发疯而已 最近我有点神经质 [00:53.82]And ripped out his blonde dreads （f**k）
你看 我又摧毁了一个说唱歌手 [00:55.72]Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'
跟我云雨过的女孩 都对男人再提不起兴趣 [00:58.07]Follow me and do excactly like the song says
跟随着我 按照这首歌里说的做 [01:00.53]Smoke w**d take pills drop outta school kill people and drink
百无禁忌 纵情享乐 [01:03.58]Jump behind wheel like it was still legal
假装奉公守法好市民 [01:06.00]I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
所以我傻到溜到店里行窃 [01:08.39]So I'm dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill
所以我傻到和Lauryn Hill约会 [01:10.87]Some people only see that I'm white ignoring skill
有些人只看我的肤色 忽视我的能力 [01:13.41]Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill
因为我是如此引人注目 [01:16.06]But I don't get pissed ya'll don't even see through the mist
但是我并不疯狂 你们根本看不清现实 [01:18.68]How the f**k can I be white I don't even exist
为何我是个白人 我根本不应该是个凡人 [01:21.16]I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose
我做好清洁工作 尽情享乐 然后醉生梦死 [01:24.41]And dig myself up out of my grave
然后再重新复活 [01:26.32]My middle finger won't go down how do I wave
我对一切都不屑一顾 我根本不会示好 [01:29.09]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave
这就是我要教育小孩子的东西 [01:32.43]Now follow me and do excactly what you see
跟上我的节奏 好好跟我学习 [01:34.54]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗 [01:36.78]I slap women and eat shrooms then O D
我对女人拳打脚踢 [01:39.74]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗 [01:42.61]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
我和Marcus Allen一起和美女享受欢愉 [01:44.81]When we heard a knock on the door （knock） must′ve been Ron Gold'
是谁在敲门 一定是Ron Gold [01:48.05]Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold
我们悄悄躲在门后 [01:50.05]Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it ）
大杀四方 毁尸灭迹 [01:53.26]My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk
如果我不被病痛折磨 我就无法思考 [01:55.32]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
看我将Garth Brooks击倒在地 [01:57.68]I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer
我不是歌手 我只是个蹩脚诗人 [02:00.27]That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh）
但我依然能够傲视群雄 [02:03.23]My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue
我的风格就是这么特立独行 因为我还要逃出地狱 [02:05.99]Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream）
偷走你祖母的尸体 然后扔在你家走廊上 [02:09.07]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
变身超人 走进动画片里尽情欢乐 [02:11.46]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
然后开个派对 [02:13.94]I'm about as normal as Norman Baites with deformative traits
或许我只是个普通人而已 只不过有点叛逆 [02:16.31]A premature birth that was four minutes late
我先天不足 [02:19.39]Mother are you there I love you - I never meant to hit you
妈妈 你在吗 我爱你 我从未真心想要伤害你 [02:23.32]On the head with that shovel
我真的不是故意的 [02:25.70]（Evil laugh）
邪恶的笑声 [02:25.96]Will someone please explain to my
有人来跟我解释一下吗 [02:26.92]Brains that I just severed a main vein
为何我用电锯自残 [02:28.26]With a chainsaw and I'm in pain
会感觉有点疼痛呢 [02:29.57]I take a breather and sighed either I'm high or I'm nuts
我仰天长叹 我是不是失去了正常思考的能力 [02:32.68]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I
因为你千万别进这间房间 我也不行 [02:34.78]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her a**
如果你看到你的妈妈被肆意羞辱 [02:37.93]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
很显然 这就是我做的事情 [02:40.41]Cause when I drop this solo sh*t it's over with
因为当我开始这段旋律之前 [02:42.37]I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it
我买了新的音乐专辑 打开它 跟着嗨起来 [02:45.34]I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID
我在夜店里用假的身份 醉生梦死 [02:47.64]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗 [02:49.86]I've been with 10 women who got HIV
我跟身染重疾的美女享受云雨 [02:52.25]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
现在你还想要长大之后成为我这样的人吗 [02:55.17]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
我也身染重病 [02:58.12]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
现在你还想要长大之后成为我这样的人吗 [03:00.95]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
我放荡不羁 肆意生活 [03:03.52]You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me
你很想长大之后成为像我这样的人 对吗