Cum on Everybody-Eminem

[ti:Cum On Everybody] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.24]Artist：eminem [00:00.81]Songs Title：cum on everybody [00:02.25]Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm ahhh whooooo sh*t [00:04.31]Yo mic check [00:05.06]Testing one two um twelve [00:08.68]（whattup whattup whattup outsidaz） [00:11.92]This is my dance song （outsidaz） [00:14.17]Can you hear me [00:15.17]（rah digga pacewon young zee） [00:16.91]Aight ay turn my headphones up [00:18.15]（bust it bust it） [00:19.28]My favoite color is red like the blood shed [00:21.34]From kurt cobains head when he shot himself dead [00:22.96]Women all grabbin at my shishkabob [00:24.03]Bought lauryn hills tape so her kids could starve [00:27.40]（I can't stand white people ） [00:28.39]You thought I was livid now I'm even more so [00:30.46]Sh*t I got full blown aids and a sore throat [00:32.14]I got a wardrobe with an orange robe [00:34.01]I'm in the fourth row signin autographs at your show [00:36.26]（yo can you sign this right here ） [00:38.62]I just remembered that I'm absent minded [00:39.81]Wait I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it [00:41.68]I'm freestylin every that I spit [00:42.99]Cause I don't even remember the words to my sh*t （umm one two） [00:46.06]I told the doc I need a change in sickness [00:47.93]And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis [00:50.24]Put my lp on your christmas gift list [00:51.85]You wanna get high here b**ch just sniff this [00:55.10]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight [00:57.07]Yo yo yo yo yo [00:58.12] [01:13.20]I tried suicide once and Ill try it again [01:15.08]Thats why I write songs where I die at the end [01:17.57]Cause I don't give a f**k like my middle finger was stuck [01:19.63]And I was wavin it at everybody screamin I suck （I suck ） [01:22.25]I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd [01:24.00]And yell out loud all yall get the hell out now [01:26.37]F**k rap I'm givin it up yall I'm sorry [01:28.81]（but eminem this is your record release party ） [01:31.23]I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer [01:33.79]And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my ford [01:35.86]Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard [01:37.23]Whos one sandwich short of a picnic basket （I ain't got it all） [01:40.54]One excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet [01:42.15]I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage [01:44.71]（ohhhhhhh） and if you ever see a video for this sh*t [01:47.52]Ill probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit [01:49.64]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight [01:50.04] [02:08.13]Got b**ches on my jock out in east detroit [02:09.62]Cause they think that I'm a motherf**kin beastie boy [02:11.61]So I told em I was mike d [02:13.42]They was like gee I don't know he might be [02:15.92]I told em meet me at kid rocks next concert [02:18.10]Ill be standin by the loch ness monster （okay） peace out （bye ） [02:21.97]Then I jetted to the w**d house [02:23.35]Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles [02:25.29]Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib put on lipstick [02:27.91]Crushed up the tylenol and ate it with a dipstick [02:30.59]Made a couple of crank calls collect [02:32.96]Ken kaniff from connecticut can you accept [02:34.52]I wanna make songs all the fellas dub [02:37.88]And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of [02:39.51]So just remember when I bomb your set [02:41.94]Yo I only cuss to make your mom upset [02:44.13]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight