I'm Shady-Eminem

[ti:I'm Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:05.41]Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough huh [00:07.99]Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl i did [00:10.66]Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl [00:13.25]Sold a billion tapes and still screamed f**k the world [00:15.62]I'm slim shady so come and kill me while my name's hot [00:18.60]And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot ow [00:21.49]I think i got a generation brainwashed [00:23.66]To pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot uhh-oh [00:26.64]Stop they blood flow until they veins clot [00:28.83]I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch [00:31.82]Purple haze and acid raindrops [00:34.14]Spike the punch at the party and drink pop gulp gulp [00:37.04]Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top [00:39.34]Bad boy i told you that i can't stop [00:41.81]You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you [00:43.99]So everybody buy my sh*t or i'ma come and kill you [00:46.32]I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:50.96]I'm your brother when you need some good w**d to set you free [00:56.01]You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [01:00.65] [01:05.98]I'm slim shady [01:06.77] [01:07.41]I like happy things i'm really calm and peaceful uh-huh huh [01:10.14]I like birds bees i like people [01:12.62]I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful [01:15.32]Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool woo [01:17.92]The ill type i stab myself with a steel spike [01:20.28]While i blow my brain out just to see what it feels like [01:23.02]Cause this is how i am in real life mm-hmm [01:25.18]I don't want to just die a normal death i wanna be killed twice uh-huh [01:28.38]How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat [01:30.70]When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet huh [01:33.85]So bring the money by tonight cause your wife [01:35.43]Said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life help me [01:38.50]I try to keep it positive and play it cool [01:40.68]Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school stay in school [01:43.94]Cause i'm the one they can relate to and look up to better [01:46.25]Tonight i think i'll write my biggest fan a f**k you letter [01:48.17]I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [01:53.01]I'm your brother when you need some good w**d to set you free [01:58.00]You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [02:02.71] [02:07.92]I'm slim shady [02:08.72]Yo i listen to your demo tape and act like i don't like it [02:11.64]Aww that sh*t is wack [02:12.62]Six months later you hear your lyrics on my sh*t [02:14.27]What that's my sh*t [02:15.01]People don't buy sh*t no more they just dub it [02:17.05]That's why i'm still broke and had the number one club hit yup uh huh [02:19.92]But they love it when you make your business public [02:21.94]So f**k it i've got herpes while we on the subject uh-huh [02:25.05]And if i told you i had aids y'all would play it [02:27.13]Cause you stupid motherf**kers think i'm playin when i say it [02:29.75]Well i do take pills don't do speed [02:32.18]Don't do crack uh-uhh don't do coke i do smoke w**d uh-huh [02:35.14]Don't do smack i do do shrooms do drink beer yup [02:38.27]I just wanna make a few things clear [02:39.81]My baby mama's not dead uh-uhh she's still alive and bitchin yup [02:42.67]And i don't have herpes my dick's just itchin [02:45.36]It's not syphilis and as for being aids infested [02:48.09]I don't know yet i'm too scared to get tested [02:49.97]I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [02:54.91]I'm your brother when you need some good w**d to set you free [02:59.95]You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [03:04.92] [03:09.86]I'm slim shady [03:12.49]Ha hah-ha ha ha hah hah i told you i was shady [03:16.39] [03:17.57]Ha hah-ha hah-ha ha hah hah-ha hah-ha hah-ha [03:19.07]Y'all didn't wanna believe me [03:20.65] [03:25.38]I'm shady [03:27.00] [03:30.70]And that's my name