If A Girl Isn't Pretty-Jean Stapleton

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:03.03]Fanny when people pay good money in the the ay ter [00:06.12]Especially the male element [00:08.43]They want something to look at [00:10.68]If a girl isn't pretty [00:13.50]Like a Miss Atlantic City [00:16.32]All she gets in life [00:17.97]Is pity and a pat [00:21.63]Is a nose with deviation [00:24.18]Such a crime against the nation [00:27.06]Should I throw her into jail [00:29.61]Or drown the cat [00:32.28]She must shine in every detail [00:34.74]Like a ring you're buying retail [00:37.44]Be a standard size that [00:39.75]Fits a standard dress [00:44.82]When a girl's incidentals [00:46.53]Are no bigger than two lentils [00:50.40]Then to me that doesn't spell success [00:55.95]If a girl isn't pretty [01:00.12]Like a Miss Atlantic City [01:02.55]She should dump the stage [01:04.31]And try another route [01:07.65]Any guy who pays a quarter [01:10.17]For a seat just feels he oughter [01:12.66]See a figger that his wife can't substitute [01:17.73]Kid my heart ain't made of marble [01:20.55]But your rhythm's really horrable [01:22.59]And that map of yours just ain't no valentine [01:28.17]Everything you got's about right [01:31.50]But the d**n thing don't come out right [01:34.65]So forget it kid [01:36.48]And just resign [01:37.95]If a girl isn't pretty [01:39.81]If a girl isn't pretty [01:42.24]If a girl isn't pretty [01:48.24]If a girl isn't pretty [01:50.16]If a girl isn't pretty [01:52.56]She should get a job [01:54.09]Go get a job [01:55.29]Get any job [01:56.97]Get a weekly pay [01:57.78]Cause if a girl isn't pretty [02:01.62]Like a Miss Atlantic City [02:03.75]She's a real Miss nobody U S A