Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Amish Paradise ( Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Bad Hair Day] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.60]Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:03.86]Written by：Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic [00:06.06] [00:11.83]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain [00:14.64]I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plaing [00:17.85]But that's just perfect for an amish like me [00:20.30]You know I shun fancy things like electricity [00:22.74] [00:23.31]At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows [00:25.80] [00:26.35]Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows fool [00:29.47]And I've been milking and plowing so long that [00:32.25]Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone [00:35.15]I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline [00:38.02]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin [00:41.05]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine [00:44.00]Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699 [00:46.53] [00:47.03]We been spending most our lives [00:49.76]Living in an amish paradise [00:52.49] [00:53.32]I've churned butter once or twice [00:55.54]Living in an amish paradise [00:58.44] [00:59.10]It's hard work and sacrifice [01:01.56]Living in an amish paradise [01:04.07] [01:04.94]We sell quilts at a discount price [01:07.25]Living in an amish paradise [01:10.48]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week [01:13.17]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek [01:16.46]I really don't care in fact I wish him well [01:18.91]'Cause I'll be laughing my head off [01:20.56]When hes burning in hell [01:21.89]But I ain't never punched a tourist [01:23.52]Even if he deserved it [01:24.90]An amish with a tude [01:26.23]You know that's unheard of [01:27.74]I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat [01:30.80]And my homies agree [01:31.94]I really look good in black fool [01:33.85]If you come to visit [01:35.17]You'll be bored to tears [01:36.54]We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years [01:39.59]But we ain't really quaint [01:40.94]So please don't point and stare [01:42.69]Were just technologically impaired [01:44.90]There's no phone no lights no motorcar [01:48.31]Not a single luxury [01:50.58] [01:51.11]Like robinson caruso [01:53.94]It's as primitive as can be [01:56.24] [01:57.73]We been spending most our lives [02:00.08]Living in an amish paradise [02:02.83] [02:03.53]Were just plain and simple guys [02:05.82]Living in an amish paradise [02:08.69] [02:09.36]There's no time for sin and vice [02:11.62]Living in an amish paradise [02:14.40] [02:15.17]We don't fight we all play nice [02:17.51]Living in an amish paradise [02:20.23] [02:20.96]Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter [02:23.72]Raised a barn on monday soon I'll raise anutter [02:26.62]Think youre really righteous [02:27.44] [02:28.18]Think youre pure in heart [02:29.59]Well I know I'm a million time [02:31.03]As humble as thou art [02:32.58]I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like [02:35.28]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife [02:38.50]So don't be vain and don't be whiny [02:40.89]Or else my brother [02:41.80]I might have to get medieval on your heinie [02:43.83] [02:44.40]We been spending most our lives [02:46.97]Living in an amish paradise [02:49.59] [02:50.33]Were all crazy mennonites [02:52.62]Living in an amish paradise [02:55.48] [02:56.19]There's no cops or traffic lights [02:58.50]Living in an amish paradise [03:01.04] [03:02.04]But you'd probably think it bites [03:04.31]Living in an amish paradise [03:07.27] [03:07.89]Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh [03:12.98] [03:13.51]Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yech