Callin' In Sick-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Callin' In Sick] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Bad Hair Day] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Callin' In Sick - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:01.88]Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time [00:07.66] [00:10.18]Just don't feel like goin' to work [00:13.91]I think I'll call my boss then I'm [00:17.44] [00:18.30]Gonna hack and cough and wheeze [00:22.17]Swear I've got some strange disease [00:26.07]What's that little twerp gonna say [00:32.06]Hey [00:33.46] [00:35.02]I'm callin' in sick today [00:39.55] [00:43.52]Callin' in sick today [00:47.62] [00:49.87]I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp [00:55.97] [00:58.33]I could spend all day in my underwear watching Ernest Goes to Camp [01:05.85] [01:06.46]I could sit and count my hair [01:09.87] [01:10.41]I could burp my Tupperware [01:14.51]I'm not busy now anyway [01:20.61]Hey [01:22.03] [01:23.45]I'm callin' in sick today [01:28.09] [01:31.65]Callin' in sick today [01:36.04] [01:39.72]Ain't goin' to work no way [01:44.17] [01:47.78]Callin' in sick today [01:53.81] [01:54.39]I can do anything I want to [01:57.99] [01:58.65]I am invincible now [02:02.00] [02:02.85]I'm on fire baby [02:05.43]I'm alive I'm alive can you hear me world [02:09.29]I'm alive [02:10.49] [02:19.15]Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun [02:23.31]And trying not to squint [02:26.41] [02:27.12]Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from [02:31.85]My belly button lint [02:35.16]When I'm sick of takin' abuse [02:39.06]I just make up some lame excuse [02:43.20]Freedom's just seven digits away [02:49.24]Hey [02:50.59] [02:52.15]I'm callin' in sick today [02:56.70] [03:00.35]Callin' in sick today [03:04.70] [03:08.38]Ain't goin' to work no way [03:12.77] [03:16.61]Callin' in sick today