Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Phony Calls ( Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Bad Hair Day] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:11.69]Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening [00:15.66]And you're stuck inside the house all alone [00:19.38] [00:20.55]That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone [00:25.94]Dial a random number up on your telephone [00:30.08] [00:32.86]You ask if their refrigerator is running [00:37.22]Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it [00:41.93]Buddy if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from [00:47.81]They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet [00:52.02]Listen to me [00:54.25]Don't go makin' phony calls [00:58.23]Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to [01:03.54]I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall [01:09.10]But it's really gettin' old fast [01:12.18] [01:16.50]Little Melvin has a natural obsession [01:20.42]Askin' for Prince Albert in a can [01:24.13] [01:26.74]He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call [01:31.35]To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan [01:35.59] [01:37.71]He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning [01:42.20]Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four [01:45.90] [01:48.41]He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line [01:52.54]One day the phone police will be there at his door [01:56.95]Yo hear me [01:58.13] [01:58.86]Don't go makin' phoney calls [02:03.00]Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to [02:07.75] [02:08.39]Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall [02:13.75]How long is this phase gonna last [02:16.92] [02:18.82]Come on [02:19.57] [02:21.32]Moe's Taverne Where the elite meet to drink [02:23.52]Uh yeah hello is Mike there Last name Rotch [02:26.53]Hold on I'll check [02:28.18]My crotch My crotch Hey has anybody seen my crotch lately [02:33.03] [02:34.39]Listen to me you little puke [02:36.51]One of these days I'm gonna catch you [02:38.18]And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick [02:40.73] [02:42.21]Don't go makin' phoney calls [02:46.25]Please dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to [02:51.37]You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all [02:57.03]Hope that you grow out of this fast [03:00.03] [03:01.38]Grow out of this fast [03:03.90]Don't go makin' phoney calls [03:07.43]Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to [03:12.48] [03:13.05]But you think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall