I Remember Larry-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:I Remember Larry] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Bad Hair Day] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Remember Larry - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:06.45]Say do you remember that guy Larry next door [00:08.96]Well he always was the neighborhood clown [00:11.66] [00:12.25]Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures [00:15.60]And posted copies all over town [00:18.04] [00:18.83]Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn [00:21.98]Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn [00:25.11]What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around [00:29.32] [00:32.29]Boy what a joker [00:34.31]What a funny funny guy [00:38.47]I'll never forget about Larry [00:41.92]No matter how I try [00:44.63]Say do you remember when I lost all my hair [00:47.51]'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo [00:49.98] [00:50.70]And hey how 'bout the day he put Ben gay inside my jockstrap [00:54.22]And filled my toothpaste tube with glue [00:56.41] [00:57.12]All those wedgies he gave all those shoestrings he tied [01:00.42]All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside [01:03.50]Oh Lar' I swear it was a laugh a minute with you [01:07.67] [01:10.56]Boy what a joker [01:12.87]What a funny funny guy [01:16.91]I'll never forget about Larry [01:20.58]No matter how I try [01:23.18] [01:30.15]You know I couldn't help but laugh [01:32.53]Even though he treated me like slime [01:34.93] [01:36.05]Remember when he cut my car in half [01:39.00]Well he really got me good that time [01:41.35] [01:44.06]Say do you remember when I broke in Larry's house [01:46.67]Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag [01:49.79]Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest [01:53.47]And stuffed him in a big plastic bag [01:55.71] [01:56.52]If the cops ever find him who knows what they'd say [01:59.68]But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today [02:02.77]He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag [02:07.00] [02:08.98]Oh boy what a joker [02:11.99]What a funny funny guy [02:15.88] [02:16.49]I'll never forget about Larry [02:19.64]No matter how I try [02:21.91]Oh boy what a joker [02:24.84]What a funny funny guy [02:30.88]I'll never forget about Larry [02:34.02]No matter how I try [02:38.24] [02:38.80]No matter how I try [02:41.19] [02:52.70]Oh I remember Larry [02:58.03] [02:59.14]Oh I remember Larry [03:04.02] [03:05.41]Oh I remember Larry [03:09.89] [03:11.58]Oh I remember Larry [03:16.68] [03:18.07]Oh I remember Larry [03:23.35] [03:24.42]Oh I remember Larry