Ringtone-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Ringtone] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Alpocalypse] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.70]Once not very long ago I was respected [00:04.79] [00:05.32]I was popular popular ooh [00:08.60]But now I hang my head in shame ahh ooh [00:13.58] [00:15.60]My life is filled with such regret [00:18.52] [00:19.03]A bad mistake I can't forget [00:22.13] [00:22.87]And now I'll never be the same [00:28.06] [00:40.67]Ringtone [00:41.29] [00:42.02]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone [00:43.90] [00:45.07]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all [00:48.80]What was I thinking [00:50.11] [00:50.95]My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call [00:56.88] [00:58.73]Well everybody everybody [01:01.73]Everybody everybody [01:04.85]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [01:10.38] [01:11.00]When my phone goes off at work [01:12.59]I look like the biggest jerk [01:14.28]Total strangers wanna slap me around [01:16.23] [01:17.24]When it's ringin' on the terrace [01:18.88]My neighbors get embarrassed [01:20.51]They're beggin' me to move outta town [01:22.40] [01:23.47]Well it made my wife so sick [01:24.97]She smashed my iPhone with a brick [01:26.53]But I had it fixed and now it's just fine [01:28.59] [01:29.61]It's a pain I sure don't need it [01:31.38]And I probably should delete it [01:32.78]But for me that would be crossin' the line [01:34.59] [01:35.84]'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine [01:37.82] [01:39.33]Hey I paid good money for this [01:41.01]Ringtone [01:41.41] [01:42.38]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone [01:44.44] [01:45.49]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all [01:49.26]Really what was I thinking [01:50.56] [01:51.32]My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call [01:54.91] [01:59.04]Well everybody everybody [02:02.11]Everybody everybody [02:05.24]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [02:10.98] [02:27.72]Ringtone [02:30.26] [02:36.42]Chinese factory workers they hate my ringtone [02:39.58]Muslim women in burqas really hate my ringtone [02:42.62]Starvin' kids in Angola they hate my ringtone [02:45.72]Even folks with Ebola just hate my ringtone [02:48.24] [02:48.81]All the nuns and nannies all the welfare mothers [02:51.88]All the Pakistanis all the Wayans brothers [02:54.84]Everyone on the land everyone on the sea [02:57.83]Every single person everywhere unanimously [03:00.49] [03:01.09]Everybody everybody [03:03.48] [03:04.06]Everybody everybody [03:07.19]Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my [03:10.31] [03:10.84]Ringtone ringtone ringtone ringtone ringtone ringtone [03:19.61]Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic