Craigslist-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Craigslist] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Internet Leaks EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:07.66]Whoa yeah [00:08.66] [00:23.64]You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu [00:29.10] [00:31.59]With automatic drive [00:34.46] [00:35.90]A custom paint job too [00:38.14] [00:40.20]I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow [00:42.76] [00:43.88]And a slightly used sombrero [00:45.92] [00:47.80]And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist [00:52.04] [00:55.97]Craigslist [00:57.15] [01:03.77]I'm on Craiglist baby come on [01:06.27] [01:08.32]Yeah [01:08.83] [01:15.94]Well we shared a quick glance [01:17.87] [01:19.68]Saturday at the mall [01:21.03] [01:23.53]I never took a chance [01:25.59] [01:27.52]Never approached you at all [01:29.70] [01:31.57]You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas [01:35.82]I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask [01:38.81] [01:39.69]Come on let's find that love connection that we missed [01:44.49] [01:47.61]On Craigslist [01:55.58]Yeah Craigslist come on [01:58.14] [02:03.57]I'm on Craigslist [02:05.44] [02:09.19]Oh baby maybe you are too [02:12.31] [02:13.37]Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo [02:15.74] [02:45.07]An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente [02:50.06]Boulevard [02:50.29] [02:52.11]I know there were twenty people behind me in line [02:55.85]But I was on a cell phone call with my mother [02:58.84] [03:00.34]Didn't you see me hold up my index finger [03:03.84]That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes [03:08.63] [03:10.00]So what's with the attitude lady [03:11.87] [03:12.81]No tip for you [03:14.43] [03:15.87]Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts [03:17.99] [03:20.68]You can have 'em for free [03:22.79] [03:23.73]You can drop by on the weekend [03:26.29] [03:28.53]And pick 'em up from me [03:30.41] [03:31.91]But the trashcan ain't part of the deal [03:35.03] [03:35.84]Only givin' you the peanuts get real [03:39.08]Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own [03:43.39] [03:44.07]Don't bug me with questions on the phone [03:46.88] [03:48.07]Don't ask for help don't waste my time [03:51.62] [03:52.18]And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime [03:56.06]Just ask yourself: [03:56.93]Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts [03:59.30] [04:00.61]You can have my Styrofoam peanuts [04:03.73] [04:04.54]Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts [04:07.53] [04:08.60]You can have them all [04:10.23] [04:11.54]They're on Craigslist yeah [04:15.96] [04:20.08]Craigslist Ow baby come on [04:24.32] [04:27.57]I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist [04:29.88] [04:31.57]I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist