CNR-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:CNR] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Alpocalypse] [by:] [offset:0] [00:17.45]Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man [00:19.44]The kind of man you'd never disrespect [00:22.44]He stood 8 foot tall wore glasses [00:24.63]And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck [00:28.69]He ate his own weight in coal [00:30.63]And excreted diamonds every day [00:34.26]He could throw you down a flight of stairs [00:36.22]But you still would love him anyway [00:39.35]Yeah you know you'd love him anyway [00:45.60] [00:53.73]Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France [00:55.91]With two flat tires and a missin' chain [00:58.98]He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry [01:01.54]I'm tellin' you the man was insane [01:04.60]He could rip out your beatin' heart [01:06.91]And show it to you right before you died [01:10.66]Every day he'd make the host of Match Game [01:12.98]Give him a piggyback ride [01:15.29]Yeah a two-hour piggyback ride [01:17.98]Giddyup Gene [01:20.10] [01:30.48]Ninja warrior master of disguise [01:32.66]He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes [01:35.35]Oh yeah [01:38.35]Oh yeah [01:41.16]He had his very own line at the DMV [01:43.54]He made sweet sweet love to a manatee [01:46.35]Oh yeah [01:49.41]Oh yeah that was somethin' to see I tell ya [01:52.60]Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings [01:54.98]As a potent aphrodisiac [01:57.98]He ran a four minute mile blindfolded [02:00.67]With an engine block strapped to his back [02:03.86]He could eat more frozen waffles [02:06.11]Than any other man I know [02:09.61]Once he fell off the Chrysler building [02:11.73]And he barely even stubbed his toe [02:14.67]Had a tiny little scratch on his toe [02:17.23]Didn't even hurt [02:23.48] [02:29.17]Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion [02:31.42]But he never ever told a soul [02:34.73]I've seen the man unhinge his jaw [02:36.92]And swallow a Volkswagen whole [02:40.73]He'd bash your face in with a shovel [02:42.79]If you didn't treat him like a star [02:45.54]'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape [02:48.17]But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR [02:53.92] [02:56.54]No no no [03:01.29]Talkin' bout CNR [03:08.17]Ohh