Perform This Way-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Perform This Way] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Alpocalypse] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:12.37]My mama told me when I was hatched [00:14.89] [00:15.75]Act like a superstar [00:16.99] [00:19.68]Save your allowance buy a bubble dress [00:22.35] [00:23.51]And someday you will go far [00:25.14] [00:27.51]Now on red carpets well I'm hard to miss [00:29.99] [00:30.52]The press follows everywhere I go [00:32.81] [00:35.17]I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this [00:37.85] [00:38.85]Back off and enjoy the show [00:40.44] [00:41.97]I'm sure my critics will say it's a [00:44.37]Grotesque display [00:45.17] [00:45.78]Well they can bite me baby [00:47.98]I perform this way [00:49.58]I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or [00:51.99]Maybe covered with bees [00:52.82] [00:53.53]It doesn't mean I'm crazy [00:55.61]I perform this way form this way [00:58.23]Ooo my little monsters pay [00:59.97]Lots 'cause I perform this way [01:01.67]Baby I perform this way form this way [01:05.90]Ooo don't worry I'm okay hey [01:07.21] [01:07.81]I just perform this way [01:09.29]I'm not crazy I perform this way [01:12.04] [01:13.18]I'll be a troll or evil queen [01:15.06]I'll be a human jelly bean [01:16.97]'Cause every day is Halloween [01:18.24] [01:18.83]For me [01:19.22] [01:21.40]I'm so completely original [01:23.55] [01:24.91]My new look is all the rage [01:27.02] [01:29.04]I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck [01:31.94]And set fire to myself on stage [01:33.99] [01:36.52]I'll wear a porcupine on my head [01:39.05] [01:39.57]On a W-H-I-M [01:42.19] [01:44.57]And for no reason now I'll sing in French [01:46.90] [01:47.71]Excusez-moi qui a pt [01:49.41] [01:51.09]Got my straight jacket today [01:52.42] [01:53.00]It's made of gold lam [01:54.37] [01:54.96]No not because I'm crazy [01:57.07]I perform this way [01:58.15] [01:58.67]I strap my rib to my feet cover [02:01.25]Myself with raw meat [02:02.53]I'll bet you've never seen [02:04.55]A skirt steak worn this way [02:06.09] [02:06.94]Don't be offended when you see [02:08.89]My latest pop monstrosity [02:09.89] [02:10.72]I'm strange weird shocking odd bizarre [02:12.76]I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar [02:14.12] [02:14.73]There's nothing too embarrassing [02:16.44]I'll honestly do anything [02:17.72] [02:18.39]But wear white after Labor Day [02:20.30]'Cause baby I perform this way [02:22.00]Hope you won't think it's clich [02:23.67]If I go nude today [02:25.16]Don't call the cops now baby [02:27.66]I perform this way [02:29.22]No reason I should regret [02:31.17]All the attention I get [02:33.14]I'm not completely crazy [02:35.30]I perform this way yeah [02:37.45]I perform this way hey [02:38.93]I perform this way hey [02:40.46] [02:40.97]I'm always deviating from [02:43.20]The norm this way hey [02:45.16]I perform this way hey [02:46.95]I perform this way hey [02:48.55]I'm really not insane [02:50.59]I just perform this way hey