TMZ-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:TMZ] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Alpocalypse] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:07.34]You're sort of famous [00:08.83]A minor celebrity [00:11.21]And so it only makes sense [00:13.01]The world would be [00:14.96]Obsessed with every [00:16.90]Single thing you do [00:20.25] [00:21.64]They're running 'round [00:22.87]With their camcorders in the night [00:25.39]They lurk impatienly [00:26.67]In hope that they just might [00:29.01]See something really embarrassing [00:32.14]You do [00:34.42] [00:35.75]The bad hair day and sweat stained t shirts [00:39.35]That's the story that [00:41.13]They are gonna feature [00:42.85]With exclusive pics [00:44.21]Of your flabby behind [00:45.82]You think you're all alone [00:47.60]But that's right when you'll find [00:49.35]A bunch of paparazzi [00:51.68]Popping out of nowhere [00:53.58]Cameras in your face [00:55.63]And then suddenly [00:58.51]We [00:59.24]You're on TMZ [01:02.99]You're on TMZ [01:04.79] [01:07.85]Following you [01:09.16]When you're walking down the street [01:11.59]And asking stupid questions [01:13.06]While you're trying to eat [01:15.36]So you cover your face [01:17.14]Thinking to yourself [01:19.26]Hey isn't this creepy [01:21.92]And they are there praying [01:23.52]You'll have a big meltdown [01:25.79]And take a mono lethal car chase [01:28.06]Through this whole town [01:29.35]They'll be there with you [01:30.47]When you're going to jail [01:32.89]First on the scene [01:33.88]For every wardrobe fail [01:36.26]You just picked up some transvestite [01:39.85]Seconds later [01:41.02]It's up on the website [01:43.36]Get a vegas wedding [01:44.82]A quickie divorce [01:46.27]And they'll be [01:47.10]Sneaking in [01:48.12]Snapping pictures of course [01:49.79]And if they ever catch you [01:52.12]Picking your nose [01:53.58]Or storming down the street [01:56.06]In a drunken spree [01:59.81]You're on TMZ [02:04.61]Stalking you just waiting by a frontal [02:08.27]Trailing you through [02:10.00]Airport security [02:14.09]They were TMZ [02:17.57]They were TMZ [02:19.17]We caught this oscar nominee picking up dof poop [02:22.46]Is that a baby back there [02:23.61]I pronounce you guilty [02:24.84]Of leaving the house while fat [02:26.66]Look who's drinking Coffee [02:28.52]Everything celebrities do is fascinating [02:31.29]Oh let me tell you [02:32.76]It's getting to the point [02:34.44]Where a famous person can't [02:36.39]Even get a DUI [02:37.97]Or go on a racist rant [02:40.05]Those guys are all around [02:41.62]So you really shouldn't dare [02:43.37]Go to every club in town [02:45.09]If you've flate your underwear [02:48.68]Seems that every single time [02:51.07]A star decides to shave her hair [02:54.06]Or ram their car into a tree [02:58.58]They're on TMZ [03:02.73] [03:03.57]If they catch you peeing in the bushes [03:06.93]Later on that night [03:09.04]Well I guarantee [03:12.72]You're on TMZ [03:16.31]You're on TMZ [03:18.24] [03:19.87]You're on TMZ [03:21.89] [03:22.53]Every single celebrity [03:27.04]Knows they're gonna be [03:30.59]They're on TMZ [03:32.55]TMZ