Natalie's Rap-Bing Bong Brothers

[ti:Natalie's Rap] [ar:Bing Bong Brothers] [al:Jizz In My Pants - Tribute To The Lonely Island] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Natalie's Rap (娜塔莉的说唱) - Bing Bong Brothers [00:00.82]We're sitting here today with film star natalie portman [00:03.41]Hello so natalie [00:04.89] [00:05.54]What's the day in life of natalie portman like [00:08.17]Do you really wanna know [00:09.52]Please tell us [00:10.65] [00:11.21]I don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and durban [00:14.39]Doin' one twenty gettin' head while I'm swervin' [00:17.33]D**n natalie you a crazy chick [00:19.90]Yo shut the f**k up and suck my dick [00:22.67]I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf**ker [00:25.66]Roll up on nbc and smack the sh*t outta jeff zucker [00:28.50]What you want natalie [00:29.82]To drink and fight [00:31.11]What you need natalie [00:32.50]To f**k all night [00:33.91]Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue [00:36.69]Put my foot down your throat till you sh*t in my shoe [00:39.59]Leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning [00:42.65]F**k your man it's my name that he's screamin' [00:45.50]I'm sorry natalie but are we to believe [00:47.55]You condone driving while intoxicated [00:49.77] [00:50.38]I never said I was a role model [00:51.74] [00:52.24]What about the kids that look up to you [00:54.24]Do you have a message for them [00:55.78] [00:56.63]All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick [00:59.41]It's portman motherf**ker drink till I'm sick [01:02.16]Slit your throat [01:02.73] [01:03.41]And poor nitrous down the hole [01:05.12]Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die [01:07.67]And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you [01:10.81]We love you natalie I wanna f**k you too [01:13.69]P is for Portman p is for P***y [01:16.56]I'll kill your f**kin' dog for fun [01:17.99]So don't push me [01:19.23] [01:20.02]Well natalie I'm surprised [01:22.38] [01:22.96]All this from a harvard graduate [01:25.25]Well there's a lot you may not know about me [01:27.91]Really such as [01:29.67] [01:30.62]When I was in harvard I smoked w**d every day [01:33.38]I cheated every test and snorted all the yay [01:36.25]I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes [01:39.04]I sit right down on your face and take a sh*t [01:41.98]Natalie you are a bad a** b**ch hell yeah [01:47.71]And I always pay for your dry cleanin' [01:50.20]When my sh*t gets in your shoe what [01:53.27]And as for the drug use [01:55.61]Well I can vouch for that [01:58.34]My dick is scared of you girl [02:04.31] [02:04.96]Okie dokie natalie [02:06.64] [02:07.39]One final question [02:08.52] [02:09.22]If you can steal a smooch [02:10.47] [02:11.11]From any guy in hollywood who would it [02:14.36]No more questions [02:15.28] [02:21.64]What