Threw It On The Ground-Bing Bong Brothers

[ti:Threw It On The Ground] [ar:Bing Bong Brothers] [al:Jizz In My Pants - Tribute To The Lonely Island] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Threw It On The Ground - Bing Bong Brothers [00:03.98]I was walking through the city streets [00:07.03]And a man walks up to me and hands me [00:09.39]The latest energy drink [00:11.53]Run faster jump higher [00:13.96]Man I'm not gonna let you poison me [00:17.54]I threw it on the ground [00:21.04]You must think I'm a joke [00:23.14] [00:23.96]I ain't gonna be a part of this system [00:27.70]Man pump that garbage into another man's veins [00:32.67] [00:33.79]I go to my favorite hot dog stand [00:36.82]And the dude says you come here all the time [00:40.01]Here's one for free [00:41.77]I said man what I look like a charity case [00:46.30]I took it and I threw it on the ground [00:50.01] [00:50.74]I don't need your handouts [00:53.39] [00:54.92]I'm an adult please [00:58.40] [00:58.97]You can't buy me hot dog man [01:02.43] [01:03.33]At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend [01:07.43]She hands me her cell phone says it's my dad [01:12.09]Man this ain't my dad this is a cell phone [01:17.08]I threw it on the ground [01:19.78] [01:20.96]What you think I'm stupid [01:23.14] [01:24.08]I'm not a part of this system [01:27.12] [01:28.11]My dad's not a phone duh [01:31.77] [01:32.79]Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party [01:36.64]What you want me to do with this eat it [01:39.01]Happy birthday to the ground [01:41.58] [01:42.66]I threw the rest of the cake too [01:45.44]Welcome to the real world jackass [01:47.86]So many things to throw on the ground [01:51.44]Like this and this and that and even this [01:55.44]I'm an adult [01:58.63]Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph [02:02.88]Ground [02:04.99]Nobody wants your autograph phonies [02:09.62] [02:10.19]Then the two phonies got up [02:12.57]Turned out they had a tazer [02:14.94] [02:15.44]And they tazed me in the butthole [02:17.70]I fell to the ground [02:19.42]The phonies didn't let up [02:21.40]Tazing on my butthole [02:23.27]Over and over [02:24.70]I was screaming and squirming [02:26.84]My butthole was on fire [02:28.69]The moral of this story is [02:31.26]You can't trust the system [02:34.11] [02:35.36]Man