Like A Boss-Bing Bong Brothers

Like A Boss - Bing Bong Brothers Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here Is that fair to say Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is Talk to to corporate like a boss Approve memos like a boss Lead a workshop like a boss Remember birthdays like a boss Direct workflow like a boss My own bathroom like a boss Micromanage like a boss Promote Synergy like a boss Hit on Debra like a boss Get rejected like a boss Swallow sadness like a boss Send some faxes like a boss Call a sex line like a boss Cry deeply like a boss Demand a refund like a boss Eat a bagel like a boss Harrassment lawsuit like a boss No promotion like a boss Fifth of vodka like a boss Shit on Debra's desk like a boss Buy a gun like a boss In my mouth like a boss Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it shit Pussy out like a boss Puke on Debra's desk like a boss Jump out the window like a boss Suck a dude's dick like a boss Score some coke like a boss Crash my car like a boss Suck my own dick like a boss Eat some chicken strips like a boss Chop my balls off like a boss Black out in the sewer like a boss Meet a giant fish like a boss F**k its brains out like a boss Turn into a jet like a boss Bomb the Russians like a boss Crash into the sun like a boss Now I'm dead like a boss Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then No doubt You chop your balls off and die Hell yeah And I think at one point there You said something about sucking your own dick Nope Actually I'm pretty sure you did Nah that ain't me Okay well this has been eye opening for me I'm the boss Yeah, I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times I'm the boss Yeah yeah I got it I'm the boss Ok I heard you bye LIKE A BOSS