Dreamgirl-Bing Bong Brothers

[ti:Dreamgirl] [ar:Bing Bong Brothers] [al:Jizz In My Pants - Tribute To The Lonely Island] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dreamgirl - Bing Bong Brothers [00:00.37]The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix [00:02.47] [00:03.48]Some dude once said [00:05.00] [00:05.57]That love is a many funny things [00:07.65] [00:08.66]I know there's a perfect girl out there for me [00:10.60] [00:11.15]Cause I see her in my dreams [00:13.04] [00:13.71]Dream girl you're a fantasy [00:16.79] [00:18.70]You're the only one out there for me [00:22.77] [00:23.52]My love [00:24.13]Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in Paisley [00:27.38]Love how not one but both eyes are lazy [00:30.12]When I first saw you you were driving the bus [00:32.49]Thick skin strong nose like a rhinoceros [00:34.74] [00:35.49]Dream girl so beautiful lips all crummy [00:38.33]Skin like asphalt nose so runny [00:40.66] [00:41.17]Thick thighs no waist not a care in the world [00:44.11]You not crazy girl you just my baby girl [00:46.43]You envision in sweats with the neon patch [00:48.95] [00:49.51]Half eaten squirrel hanging outta your mouth [00:51.48] [00:52.11]Rainbow poncho the female Tonto [00:54.92]Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco [00:57.21] [00:57.72]Dream girl you're a fantasy [01:01.01] [01:02.86]You're the only one out there for me [01:07.08] [01:07.81]My love [01:08.43]You got your cell phone ring set to sex and the city [01:11.20]You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty [01:14.08]Straight dripping your turquoise my Santa Fe queen [01:16.98]One short leg you got the Santa Fe lean [01:19.67]It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep [01:22.05]And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek [01:24.81]You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig [01:27.60]Love to watch you in the back out when you go out to dig [01:30.53]Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck [01:33.23]Little rascal how do you get screwed to the deck [01:36.19]You put away slur pees like a trash can [01:38.24] [01:38.93]Your smile's all stainy and your not too brainy and [01:41.73]I like that talking to your shoes like it's your friend [01:44.51]I like that yelling at the walls of make pretend [01:47.24]I like that telling you to stop it then you don't [01:50.00]You said you gonna stab me in my sleep but you won't [01:52.57] [01:53.31]Last week thought I saw you on the street [01:55.29]Turned out it was a bag of trash [01:57.18] [01:58.04]Just a big ol' bag of trash [01:59.94] [02:01.02]I thought you looked like a bag of trash [02:03.61]Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room [02:06.30]Like a hell bound turkey mixed with a baboon [02:08.72] [02:09.41]You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix [02:12.09]And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts [02:14.95]Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British [02:17.33]Never take the Chex Mix cause you always get skittish [02:20.27]Open clamps with both feet cause you're ambidextrous [02:22.41] [02:23.09]No point cause we know you eat nothing but Chex Mix [02:25.74]Chex Mix number one food snack in the land [02:28.28]It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand [02:31.19]Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box [02:34.18]Your family will all say Chex Mix rocks [02:37.14]Chex Mix you're the snack for me [02:40.60] [02:42.07]You're the only one I'll ever eat or buy [02:48.01]Chex Mix you're delicious [02:51.37] [02:53.10]You got sixty percent less fat than potato chips [02:57.13] [02:57.97]The end